On offer

[daizie]

I am not allowed to post in the offered section as I am banned. Anyway..

Does any one want.. 1 new black and white converse trainer size 6 left foot .

Does anyone want.. 1 almost new black and white converse trainer size 7 right foot.

Son different size feet, always buy two pairs of same shoe so ideally suited to someone with different size feet or only one foot (6 left or 7 right).

PM me if you do and I will sling them out the top floor window if you stand by the gate. Genuine enquiries only please .

[Ladymuck]

ha ha ha

Pissing myself Daizie!

PS: if you ever want to sell/offer something, I'll happily post on your behalf.

[woofmarkthedog]

Get....

...them up in the loft, just incase his future son is a mirror opposite & can make good use of them

( never know, it could happen )

W**F

[daizie]

Thinking about it, I suppose if someone has size 6 feet, they can put a shoe sock / insole ( you know the thing that looks like a panty liner ) and / or a heel grip in the right shoe to make it fit . Or if they have size 7 feet and dont mind, they can have crushed toes on the left foot .

[Ladymuck]

OR...

you could grow plants out of them...like this...

http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/plant-shoe6-lg.jpg

[Mick Mac]

I read

On Offer ..........Daizie .........

But alas, its just an odd set of teenagers trainers.

[SteveT]

Next time you buy get him a pair of sevens plus a pair of insoles, fit one insole for the smaller foot.

[Mick Mac]

You think Daizie is open to sensible suggestions Steve?

[daizie]

Insoles are irritating, slide about and always get lost. Anyone knows another way of making a shoe smaller I would be interested to know. Shoes have gone now.

[woofmarkthedog]

daizie Wrote:

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> Insoles are irritating, slide about and always get

> lost. Anyone knows another way of making a shoe

> smaller I would be interested to know. Shoes have

> gone now.

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Inserted firmly in SteveT....?

( we live in hope )

W**F

[Ladymuck]

daizie Wrote:

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> Insoles are irritating, slide about and always get

> lost. Anyone knows another way of making a shoe

> smaller I would be interested to know. Shoes have

> gone now.

Instead of making the shoe smaller, couldn't you make the foot bigger? E.g. by wearing several pairs of socks? Or bandaging the foot (a bit like the Chinese used to :-S)?

I'm curious, did someone take the shoes? Or did you throw them away?

[daizie]

No im wearing them LM, feet are a 5 :)

[Ladymuck]

I bet you look stunning...the bees knees in fact...

Kate Moss eat your heart out.

[daizie]

Ive taken them off now ( too big ) and have put them outside on top of the green southwark bin to see if a

unsuspecting person or the fox's take them, will let you know of any developments .

[Ladymuck]

Can't wait...

This is the most exciting thing to happen in my life so far today...sad eh?

Hope you've set the CCTV.

[daizie]

I am sitting upstairs peeping from behind the semi closed blinds .

[Ladymuck]

Actually someone has just PM'd me and offered to take me for icecream - but I fobbed him off with some rubbish about having to do this that and the other. This is much more fun! Hope he doesn't see this!:-S

[Ladymuck]

daizie Wrote:

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> I am sitting upstairs peeping from behind the semi

> closed blinds .

Ah, a curtain twitcher eh?

[daizie]

Offered to take you for icecream? You are petite LM, sure he doesnt have paedo tendencies?

[Ladymuck]

ha ha ha...

Lordy Lordy!!!

he might have...but ice cream is ice cream...the coconut is especially good...no, seriously, he's definitely not a paedo...he's very nice in fact...known him for years...

Actually, the ice cream is payment in terms of a business deal...I divulge top secret information to him and he pays me in kind (in this case ice cream!)...but I really can't be bothered today...had friends round last night...they didn't leave till gone 2.00 am and I didn't get to bed till 6.00 am...blah blah and I've made all these excuse to wats-his-name...the paedo...LOL

Is this inanity or what!!??? ha ha ha ha

[daizie]

Juice and Nuts on mine

[Ladymuck]

Syrup? They have a creamy white one - can't remember the flavour...

[karter]

on offer- a coconut i-scream to anybody that is able to inform me on who is LM's snitch!

[Ladymuck]

No chance karter - my "snitch" is entirely loyal to me...besides I offer double the pay (plus chocolate sprinkles).

[SimonM]

*would sell his mother for Scoop's coconut ice cream!*