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Bored? Don't you have the telly? I have two, one of which is in colour.

I'm in a constant state of thrill.

Go on Ms D, Argos will let you have one and you won't even have to pay for a year.

This weekend alone will ensure you can watch Saturday Morning Kitchen, and if you watch it on the correct receiver it'll be in colour.

The butter will never look more real.

  • 2 weeks later...

Oh piffle...


Ever been to Iceland in mid winter..?



No, well "tornado scmornado" add - 13 degrees, an iced up runway, then see your nipples stiffen


Did I mention it's always nearly dark ? well 100 KM from the North Pole and wind so strong I entered the "twin prop" plane horizontal. Only to find everyone keeps their coats on for the flight over the icy mountains & volcanos like they expect to crash


Yeah & they do in flight stuff too, I mean who's thinking perfume when underneath is an icy tomb slipping by at a rate of knots



Jeezus, I need to lay down..



Oh BTW have a good trip..



W**F

I asked without the ring - heard too many horror stories about having to take the ring back as it is not liked. I think it must be rare for guys to pick it themselves these days.


Although nervous at the time of the proposal (by the canal in Bruges), my nervousness was about the cost!!


Anyway - we got the ring and Found London Girl has been smiling ever since and is very chuffed to soon to be Mrs LYM!!


Thanks for all the good luck messages!

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Oh piffle...

>

> Ever been to Iceland in mid winter..?

>

>

> No, well "tornado scmornado" add - 13 degrees, an

> iced up runway, then see your nipples stiffen

>

> Did I mention it's always nearly dark ? well 100

> KM from the North Pole and wind so strong I

> entered the "twin prop" plane horizontal. Only to

> find everyone keeps their coats on for the flight

> over the icy mountains & volcanos like they expect

> to crash

>

> Yeah & they do in flight stuff too, I mean who's

> thinking perfume when underneath is an icy tomb

> slipping by at a rate of knots

>

>

> Jeezus, I need to lay down..

>

>

> Oh BTW have a good trip..

>

>

> W**F



I really ought to link the Three Yorkshiremen video at this point...!!!


Delayed jet lag, it was Four wasn't it!?

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