Drinks 2 July

[daizie]

At the Plough 8pm

You are all welcome

No need to comment if not coming but you can if you must

Hope to see you there :))

[dubluke]

I'll come down if that's cool? Was a bit disappointed to miss them on Friday

[Narnia]

Given Katie's problem last night,how would one recognise you Daizie?

[Mick Mac]

She's hot. Can't miss her.

[karter]

alrite there daizie, shame you couldn't make it last night, another forum drinks next weeks is cool ( a hat trick) and it's a special day is it not..

[daizie]

You will find us right hand side of conservatory, green couches .

[Ladymuck]

Narnia Wrote:

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> Given Katie's problem last night,how would one

> recognise you Daizie?

She's "a stunner"...several people on the forum have told me so:(

[karter]

narnia, daizie may be in the loo when you turn up so just listen out for a very nice lady that laughs out loud and is p!ssing in her pants and you will find that group.:)-D

[Narnia]

Karter, this peeing in the pants lark that every female on the EDF seems to do, is it a local problem? How is it recognised without being too familiar?

[karter]

not sure if every female does this but only one way to find out narnia and that is in the flesh. see you on friday then?

[Narnia]

Is a joke book required to bring this on?

[Ladymuck]

*bursts out laughing*

Which answer will determine your attendance Narnia?

[Narnia]

Frankly LM, I'm not sure I particularly want to witness this. It just seems very prevalent in the area if the forum is anything to go by. Does any female actually admit to this anywhere other than in writing here, or if I were to bring a joke book would you all be hopping up and shouting 'I've pissed myself' if you laughed a lot?

PS Why would we want to know?

Signed: Confused, East Dulwich

[Ladymuck]

Narnia, now I am confused.

Here...cut and pasted from the net:

verb: If someone is pissing themselves, or is pissing themselves laughing, they are laughing a lot.

[Narnia]

LM, I think you took my post too seriously. I find usage of the English language interesting and in this case I wondered had the expression any basis in truth. I did understand what it meant but with this one I imagined if it were to be literally true what would that be like (apart from those souls who do actually suffer from the condition)......I wasn't really 'confused'.I'm sorry to have confused you.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Dear Narnia, just Google "stress incontinence".

[karter]

now i am confused.:-S

[katie1997]

so am I

and at the next forum drinks I will be carrying a 3m sunflower as an added precaution ;-)

[Narnia]

Daizie, I'm sorry my remarks have seemed to deflect the thread away from your invitation. I take it from other comments though that you wont be on your own. Hope not.

[daizie]

No you dont, you hope im standing there all alone no friends fat and ugly admit it .

[karter]

daizie Wrote:

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> No you dont, you hope im standing there all alone

> no friends fat and ugly admit it .

could never happen...

[Ladymuck]

That's right...

Good Lord! We agree on something karter...

I'll be there Daizie...

You going karter?

[Ladymuck]

PS: you coming too I hope Narnia - am curious to meet this poster with the dry sense of humour;-)

[SteveT]

If I come I shall be carrying a large photograph of a local wild life meadow...............

[Ladymuck]

I'm sure I don't know WHAT you mean SteveT.

Actually, following your post mocking my front garden I have since mown all the wild flowers. Now it really does look like a piece of set aside land. Still, I've applied to DEFRA for my subsidy as a contribution towards my efforts at creating an area of biodiversity. Just waiting for the cheque to land on my mat any day now - and when it does I shall wave it in your face. Ha! You cheeky monkey!

PS: You definitely coming Friday?