FOUND: Sunglasses

[Ladymuck]

On Abbotswood Road pavement.

[Narnia]

Dead or alive?

[Ladymuck]

Well they weren't moving!

[ruffers]

Are they Channel?

[Ladymuck]

No markings whatsoever...

...other than grubby lenses

Channel...very funny!

[Ladymuck]

Actually, you've prompted me to take a really good look...

...with magnifying glass...can just about see the words "Ray Ban"

I know nothing about sunglasses...are they as expensive as...er...Channel? Or shall I just stick them on my scarecrow at my allotment?

[????]

Hi they're mine,

cheers

Ray Ban

[Ladymuck]

???? Wrote:

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> Hi they're mine,

> cheers

>

> Ray Ban

Yeah? I bet you are going to tell me that yours were black with tinted lenses? LOL!

[Mick Mac]

LOL ?

We will be the judge of that....

[Ladymuck]

And who is "we"?

B)

[Narnia]

Mick & Mac (are they a couple?)

[Ladymuck]

You are on good form this morning Narnia.

Mick and Mac sounds a bit like Bill and Ben...were they a couple?

*thinks back and scratches head*

[Narnia]

What do you think?

[Ladymuck]

Hmmmm...it's hard to tell LOL!!!

Anyway:

HAS ANYONE LOST A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES?

[Michael Palaeologus]

I have Ladymuck. They were security etched some years ago with my name

"Raymond Bannister" - might be a tad worn by now.

Can I pop round and collect?

[Narnia]

Sorry LM, but this poster just doesn't seem genuine to me. I suggest you hold on to them for the time being. I know I've lost sunglasses.........I just don't know if they're worth finding yet!

[Ladymuck]

Michael Palaeologus Wrote:

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> I have Ladymuck. They were security etched some

> years ago with my name

>

> "Raymond Bannister" - might be a tad worn by now.

>

> Can I pop round and collect?

Hmmmm, I'm afraid that Quids bloke has already tried that one! Not only are you a bad, bad boy Mr. Pallywotsitooos, manifestly possessing not a shred of morals, but you are also becoming slow in your old age.

There and again, did you ever move to our secluded little village? Given the location of the glasses when found, I would be prepared to reconsider your case if you have.

[Ladymuck]

Narnia Wrote:

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> Sorry LM, but this poster just doesn't seem

> genuine to me. I suggest you hold on to them for

> the time being.

I am inclined to agree Narnia. However, innocent until proven guilty and all that...

I know I've lost

> sunglasses.........I just don't know if they're

> worth finding yet!

Ha ha...I know what you mean...I bought my last pair from the 99p shop!

[Weegee]

Hey Ladymuck

We saw you walking not running up our road yesterday...that was a first!!

[Ladymuck]

Hey Weegee,

How are you and the family doing?...sorry I keep bumping into you and then running off again...I'm not avoiding you - honest...it's just that I'm always late to wherever I'm going...

BTW, your car sounds like an aeroplane LOL!!!! Needs looking at I think!

And, you don't happen to know of anyone locally who has lost a pair of sunglasses?

[Weegee]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Hey Weegee,

>

> How are you and the family doing?...sorry I keep

> bumping into you and then running off again...I'm

> not avoiding you - honest...it's just that I'm

> always late to wherever I'm going...

>

> BTW, your car sounds like an aeroplane LOL!!!!

> Needs looking at I think!

>

> And, you don't happen to know of anyone locally

> who has lost a pair of sunglasses?

[/b]

Hi Ladymuck

LOL...yes it sounded like that all the way to Devon..we thought more camper van or VW Beetle

Nope I asked Franster and we dont know anyone who's lost glasses.

x

[Ladymuck]

*grabs megaphone*

SUNGLASSES FOUND ON ABBOTSWOOD ROAD - STILL UNCLAIMED

[Narnia]

In the same way I sometimes think about 'pets', might sunglasses have a life of their own? Discuss.

[Ladymuck]

HAL9000 might be able to come up with some theory...but don't look at me for any words of wisdom here.

HAL9000, where are you? I only smashed your monitor...the rest of you should be functioning as normal. Temperamental hunk of metal!

[Ladymuck]

Actually Narnia, according to Irene Mavrommati of the Computer Technology Institute in Greece, objects may in the future become enhanced with new digital properties and information-communication capabilities, thus turning them into Hyper-Objects.

Bet you didn't know that!