Heads up - Interesting threads in the main section

[Jeremy]

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Who on earth buys second-hand porn? I wouldn't

> touch anything in the library's 'Fifty shades'

> section without a pair of marigolds on.

To be fair, you'd hope that DVDs wouldn't get too soiled, but you never know, I suppose.

Perhaps someone should ask her what the titles are, and if there any signs of "wear and tear"

[Millhaven]

The seller's name sounds like a porn star's.

[Millhaven]

red devil Wrote:

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> I wonder what happened to King Dong?..

I think he shuffled off this mortal coil many years ago.

*insert coffin lid gag here*

[Seabag]

red devil Wrote:

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> Salsaboy Wrote:

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> > Who buys porn? I've heard it's free on

> t'internet.

>

> Maybe like clothes and furniture, porn has a

> 'vintage' interest for some people.

> I wonder what happened to King Dong?..

I think the hairstyles were different

That said, they still had pubic hair and dodgy teeth back in the day

And bottoms were a "one way street"

*so I hear, apparently*

[Otta]

Millhaven Wrote:

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> The seller's name sounds like a porn star's.

That was my first thought too.

[El Pibe]

A quick swizz of her posting history shows she started with his vinyl collection and has worked her way round to his porn.

Poor fella!!

[Parkdrive]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> A quick swizz of her posting history shows she

> started with his vinyl collection and has worked

> her way round to his porn.

> Poor fella!!

He must have pissed her off royally

[Millhaven]

Wouldn't have minded a quick gander at the vinyl collection.

[Help-Ma-Boab]

I found a full set of golf clubs out on the street a while back. Wonder if it's related....

[????]

Reckon she's having a claer out that started with him

[Mick Mac]

Poor bugger. Lost his wife, his porn, his music and his golf clubs. What's to live for now.

[Loz]

Not sure he's gonna miss the wife, Mick Mac, but he'll be gutted about the rest.

[Jeremy]

I see the builder who went on a racist rant in the businesses section seems to have deleted his post!

[Millhaven]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> I see the builder who went on a racist rant in the

> businesses section seems to have deleted his post!

Damn! I need to alerted to these posts far quicker.

[Jeremy]

It was quite odd. A really bizarre tirade against immigration and foreign builders, in response to the most innocent of requests.

[Millhaven]

Loz Wrote:

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> Not sure he's gonna miss the wife, Mick Mac, but

> he'll be gutted about the rest.

hmm..I'm not so sure. Maybe he replaced the wife. So he no longer needs the porn. Nor does he need to spend long periods of the weekend on a golf course. Or drown out his former missus's nagging with his Status Quo collection.

[red devil]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Poor bugger. Lost his wife, his porn, his music

> and his golf clubs. What's to live for now.

It gets worse. Apparently he's an Arsenal season ticket holder and she gave him his match tickets back. She really knows how to twist the knife in...

[Millhaven]

Arsenal you say?! ugh...worse than being Quo fan. Deserves everything he gets.

[Salsaboy]

As the Harry Enfield character Stravros used to say, 'Up the Arse'.

[red devil]

Salsaboy Wrote:

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> As the Harry Enfield character Stravros used to

> say, 'Up the Arse'.

I think that's what Seabag was alluding to earlier...

[Alan Medic]

Not a thread but a great quote:

I just want to hang them by their nylon Primark tie to the chrome exhaust of their nonsense car and drive them slowly round the Catford gyratory.

[numbers]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> A quick swizz of her posting history shows she

> started with his vinyl collection and has worked

> her way round to his porn.

> Poor fella!!

also expressed interest in WW2 militia, including vintage handcuffs - the thick plottens.

[Earl Aelfheah]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> I see the builder who went on a racist rant in the

> businesses section seems to have deleted his post!

There's another one here:

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?30,1370349

[Jeremy]

Same guy - but rather toned down this time. It's an interesting way to advertise for business... racist rants alongside claims that he's the type of stand-up guy we should feel safe letting into our homes.

[Loz]

I see his account has been zapped.