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> Tatoos should only EVER be

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> 1) The ship you serve on

> 2) The prison you're in

> 3) Your football team


Quids, I've a couple of tattoos that don't necessarily relate to the rules you apply.

Which are of course all situations where men are closely grouped together.

I think we both know, from our style of posting how utterly ferociously heterosexual we are.

At least in intent.

And I ask this in the spirit of, let's say camaradarie, but if you did fancy getting an MC Escher 'eating its own tail' style lizard tattoo, from the first Mott the Hoople record on your forearm, and say for argument's sake I might want to do the same, then maybe we could attend the same parlour at round about the same time.

What could be more straightforward? Honestly, there's some as will be thinking all sorts.

But not us obviously.

Why are the tattoo shops called parlours, by the way?

I reckon it might be if they started calling them 'pain shops' it might interfere with trade.

Some may see it as naff but I have the most beautifully designed big tarantula tattoo'd on my back.

Life size, proper colourful and with shadows.

Grown men have fainted when they see it. Well, whatever it takes....


Then I have a Happy Human logo on my upper arm!


But I do get your points and there are some very cheap and nasty tats around.

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