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> hmmm... let's review the clues:

>

> too tight to eat out

> recently purchased a small flat in ED

> hides behind his 'missus'

> is jealous of keef's sausage

>

> I bet someone on this forum knows who lurks

> beneath the cloak?


Ah-ha - are we out-ing the cloak as punishment? Splendid... I've always thought of out-ing as a serious forum crime, but a fun twist to use it as punishment for other serious crimes.


the cloak - if that is, in fact, your real name - a cursory glance at any thread on this site demonstates that keef and the above objectors basically are the forum.


Poorly thought out move, I'd say...

Polly D you are posting again! Does this means that you have settled into your new job? :)


Cloakie - have you learned your lesson now? This isnt anti-social forum. We LIKE each other, we argue and bicker but we dont slag each other off, much.

Quite, assuming that you have correctly interpreted Lozzyloz's post as anti SE5 snobbery, that is. I had hoped for a less hurtful explanation.


At least you are prepared to post honestly though rather than just ass kiss your fellow forumites.


Are you The Cloak *Bob*?

Me? The Cloak? Alas no. I would have been electronically outed by now.

You're right about the ass-kissing though. I do sometimes feel it my duty (along with a few Notable Others) to fly the flag of sarcasm, humbug and general misery amidst a sea of self-congratulatory backslapping.


Regards,

*Bob*

(SE22)

I would argue that "Numpty" is something of a term of endearment. Like, you're a bit silly but I like you anyway. As for "the biggest sausage", not really heard that one before, although I guess it could be like "you silly sausage" which again has slightly playful connotations.


Making out that someone works in SE5 though, that's bang out of order.

I disagree, Al. I think 'wally' also has endearing connotations. As in "ee's a bit of a wally, but ee's awright really"


However, if I were to say, for example, "ALAN DALE IS A BIT OF A PLONKER", (not that I would, of course), I think that would be slightly more derogatory.

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