bignumber5 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 smith Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> hmmm... let's review the clues:> > too tight to eat out> recently purchased a small flat in ED> hides behind his 'missus'> is jealous of keef's sausage> > I bet someone on this forum knows who lurks> beneath the cloak?Ah-ha - are we out-ing the cloak as punishment? Splendid... I've always thought of out-ing as a serious forum crime, but a fun twist to use it as punishment for other serious crimes.the cloak - if that is, in fact, your real name - a cursory glance at any thread on this site demonstates that keef and the above objectors basically are the forum.Poorly thought out move, I'd say... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32457 Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_birdseye Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 My Keef thinks 'YOUR MISSUS' is a numpty. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32461 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 your mum Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32466 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polly D Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Come on everyone .."Numpty dumpty sat on a wall ... "Naughty Mr Cloak, unless NUMPTY stands for:NiceUnderstated Man PackingTightY-fronts ...Ummmm, sorry Keef for my cheekiness! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Polly D you are posting again! Does this means that you have settled into your new job? :)Cloakie - have you learned your lesson now? This isnt anti-social forum. We LIKE each other, we argue and bicker but we dont slag each other off, much. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32485 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadWorld74 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 fight...fight...fight... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32503 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 lozzyloz Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Judging by the lateness of his posts I'd say he's> a frustrated Sous Chef (signature dish - Toad in> the Hole) working in a cafe somwehere in SE5Why SE5? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 You know why, Alan.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Humour me.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32517 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I believe the implication is that SE5 is a bit of a dump compared to SE22. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32531 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 "INCOMING!" Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32533 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I think it's clear who the 'biggest sausage on the forum' is.What do you call a no armed man in a swimming pool? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32537 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Look, don't shoot the messenger. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32538 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Quite, assuming that you have correctly interpreted Lozzyloz's post as anti SE5 snobbery, that is. I had hoped for a less hurtful explanation.At least you are prepared to post honestly though rather than just ass kiss your fellow forumites.Are you The Cloak *Bob*? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32541 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Thank God someone's changed the subject!!!I don't want everyone to kiss me, and I don't want The Cloak to be slated anymore, I just don't want threads started just to have a go at someone, and I want this one to bloody disappear off the top of the page! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 *bump* tee hee. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32545 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Me? The Cloak? Alas no. I would have been electronically outed by now.You're right about the ass-kissing though. I do sometimes feel it my duty (along with a few Notable Others) to fly the flag of sarcasm, humbug and general misery amidst a sea of self-congratulatory backslapping. Regards,*Bob*(SE22) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32546 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 mockney piers Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> *bump* tee hee.ha ha (*bump*) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32549 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Doh!! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32554 Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_birdseye Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I would argue that "Numpty" is something of a term of endearment. Like, you're a bit silly but I like you anyway. As for "the biggest sausage", not really heard that one before, although I guess it could be like "you silly sausage" which again has slightly playful connotations.Making out that someone works in SE5 though, that's bang out of order. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32562 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Like when Bob called me a wally. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32565 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Just caught up with the second bit about working in SE5 and couldn't help thinking of the wonderful people at King's who delivered my babies.Some great people work in SE5 and they are arguably doing a lot more than selling home-made soap. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32567 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I disagree, Al. I think 'wally' also has endearing connotations. As in "ee's a bit of a wally, but ee's awright really"However, if I were to say, for example, "ALAN DALE IS A BIT OF A PLONKER", (not that I would, of course), I think that would be slightly more derogatory. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32568 Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_birdseye Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 I was of course being sarcastic. You big sausage you. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32570 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Exactly. It's abit like I would never say "*Bob* is a shithead" because that's just no way to talk about anyone. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1222-my-missus-thinks-keef-is-a-numpty/page/2/#findComment-32572 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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