My missus thinks 'KEEF' is a numpty

[bignumber5]

smith Wrote:

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> hmmm... let's review the clues:

>

> too tight to eat out

> recently purchased a small flat in ED

> hides behind his 'missus'

> is jealous of keef's sausage

>

> I bet someone on this forum knows who lurks

> beneath the cloak?

Ah-ha - are we out-ing the cloak as punishment? Splendid... I've always thought of out-ing as a serious forum crime, but a fun twist to use it as punishment for other serious crimes.

the cloak - if that is, in fact, your real name - a cursory glance at any thread on this site demonstates that keef and the above objectors basically are the forum.

Poorly thought out move, I'd say...

[capt_birdseye]

My Keef thinks 'YOUR MISSUS' is a numpty.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

your mum

[Polly D]

Come on everyone ..

"Numpty dumpty sat on a wall ... "

Naughty Mr Cloak, unless NUMPTY stands for:

Nice

Understated

Man

Packing

Tight

Y-fronts ...

Ummmm, sorry Keef for my cheekiness!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Polly D you are posting again! Does this means that you have settled into your new job? :)

Cloakie - have you learned your lesson now? This isnt anti-social forum. We LIKE each other, we argue and bicker but we dont slag each other off, much.

[MadWorld74]

fight...fight...fight...

[Alan Dale]

lozzyloz Wrote:

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> Judging by the lateness of his posts I'd say he's

> a frustrated Sous Chef (signature dish - Toad in

> the Hole) working in a cafe somwehere in SE5

Why SE5?

[*Bob*]

You know why, Alan..

[Alan Dale]

Humour me..

[*Bob*]

I believe the implication is that SE5 is a bit of a dump compared to SE22.

[Mark]

"INCOMING!"

[Alan Dale]

I think it's clear who the 'biggest sausage on the forum' is.

What do you call a no armed man in a swimming pool?

[*Bob*]

Look, don't shoot the messenger.

[Alan Dale]

Quite, assuming that you have correctly interpreted Lozzyloz's post as anti SE5 snobbery, that is. I had hoped for a less hurtful explanation.

At least you are prepared to post honestly though rather than just ass kiss your fellow forumites.

Are you The Cloak *Bob*?

[Keef]

Thank God someone's changed the subject!!!

I don't want everyone to kiss me, and I don't want The Cloak to be slated anymore, I just don't want threads started just to have a go at someone, and I want this one to bloody disappear off the top of the page!

[mockney piers]

*bump* tee hee.

[*Bob*]

Me? The Cloak? Alas no. I would have been electronically outed by now.

You're right about the ass-kissing though. I do sometimes feel it my duty (along with a few Notable Others) to fly the flag of sarcasm, humbug and general misery amidst a sea of self-congratulatory backslapping.

Regards,

*Bob*

(SE22)

[*Bob*]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> *bump* tee hee.

ha ha (*bump*)

[Michael Palaeologus]

Doh!!

[capt_birdseye]

I would argue that "Numpty" is something of a term of endearment. Like, you're a bit silly but I like you anyway. As for "the biggest sausage", not really heard that one before, although I guess it could be like "you silly sausage" which again has slightly playful connotations.

Making out that someone works in SE5 though, that's bang out of order.

[Alan Dale]

Like when Bob called me a wally.

[Alan Dale]

Just caught up with the second bit about working in SE5 and couldn't help thinking of the wonderful people at King's who delivered my babies.

Some great people work in SE5 and they are arguably doing a lot more than selling home-made soap.

[*Bob*]

I disagree, Al. I think 'wally' also has endearing connotations. As in "ee's a bit of a wally, but ee's awright really"

However, if I were to say, for example, "ALAN DALE IS A BIT OF A PLONKER", (not that I would, of course), I think that would be slightly more derogatory.

[capt_birdseye]

I was of course being sarcastic. You big sausage you.

[Alan Dale]

Exactly. It's abit like I would never say "*Bob* is a shithead" because that's just no way to talk about anyone.