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bignumber5

bignumber5

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smith Wrote:

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> hmmm... let's review the clues:

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> too tight to eat out

> recently purchased a small flat in ED

> hides behind his 'missus'

> is jealous of keef's sausage

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> I bet someone on this forum knows who lurks

> beneath the cloak?


Ah-ha - are we out-ing the cloak as punishment? Splendid... I've always thought of out-ing as a serious forum crime, but a fun twist to use it as punishment for other serious crimes.


the cloak - if that is, in fact, your real name - a cursory glance at any thread on this site demonstates that keef and the above objectors basically are the forum.


Poorly thought out move, I'd say...

Michael Palaeologus

Michael Palaeologus

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Polly D you are posting again! Does this means that you have settled into your new job? :)


Cloakie - have you learned your lesson now? This isnt anti-social forum. We LIKE each other, we argue and bicker but we dont slag each other off, much.

Alan Dale

Alan Dale

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Quite, assuming that you have correctly interpreted Lozzyloz's post as anti SE5 snobbery, that is. I had hoped for a less hurtful explanation.


At least you are prepared to post honestly though rather than just ass kiss your fellow forumites.


Are you The Cloak *Bob*?

*Bob*

*Bob*

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Me? The Cloak? Alas no. I would have been electronically outed by now.

You're right about the ass-kissing though. I do sometimes feel it my duty (along with a few Notable Others) to fly the flag of sarcasm, humbug and general misery amidst a sea of self-congratulatory backslapping.


Regards,

*Bob*

(SE22)

capt_birdseye

capt_birdseye

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I would argue that "Numpty" is something of a term of endearment. Like, you're a bit silly but I like you anyway. As for "the biggest sausage", not really heard that one before, although I guess it could be like "you silly sausage" which again has slightly playful connotations.


Making out that someone works in SE5 though, that's bang out of order.

*Bob*

*Bob*

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I disagree, Al. I think 'wally' also has endearing connotations. As in "ee's a bit of a wally, but ee's awright really"


However, if I were to say, for example, "ALAN DALE IS A BIT OF A PLONKER", (not that I would, of course), I think that would be slightly more derogatory.

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