My missus thinks 'KEEF' is a numpty

[*Bob*]

The only deliveries I get from SE5 are mainly for smoking.

[capt_birdseye]

"a bit of a plonker" is not that offensive. You can do better than that.

[Keef]

I agree that both sausage and numpty aren't exactly hurtful, and I have't counted out The Cloak being one of my "friends" having a giggle... I just wish it wasn't on here because it's a bit embarrasing.

[mockney piers]

Tim uses bummer in quite an affectionate way in Spaced. "Get off me you bummer"

[capt_birdseye]

Keef:

"There's only one thing worse than being talked about, and that's not being talked about."

Oscar Wilde

[*Bob*]

capt_birdseye Wrote:

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> "a bit of a plonker" is not that offensive. You

> can do better than that.

I could. But there might be children reading.

[Alan Dale]

mockney piers Wrote:

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> Tim uses bummer in quite an affectionate way in

> Spaced. "Get off me you bummer"

And Emily from Big Brother uses the N word. What's your point?

[SeanMacGabhann]

how's THAT working out for you? ;-)

[capt_birdseye]

Alan Dale Wrote:

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> And Emily from Big Brother uses the N word. What's

> your point?

Nicompoop? (sorry if I mis-spelt it)

[mockney piers]

You're looking for a point in a thread called "My missus thinks 'KEEF' is a numpty"?!

Good luck ;)

[*Bob*]

Alan Dale Wrote:

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> mockney piers Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Tim uses bummer in quite an affectionate way in

> > Spaced. "Get off me you bummer"

>

> And Emily from Big Brother uses the N word. What's

> your point?

Not sure. But I do know that only one of the two mentioned above has an active and ongoing television career.

[Fear 'n boozin]

Keef may, or may not be a numpty, (I couldn't possibly comment), but, he is having a four day weekend, so he is almost certainly a bummer. I hope this clears everything up.

]bump[

]not that it needs it[

[Alan Dale]

*Bob* Wrote:

> Not sure. But I do know that only one of the two

> mentioned above has an active and ongoing

> television career.

Well that's the main thing.

[*Bob*]

Alan,

I'm intrigued as to your minor 'pop' at the use of the word 'bummer', but have managed not one but two spastic ('spazz', in your parlance) related 'gags' within but a few minutes..?

[Alan Dale]

Bob - I've edited my insensitive posts away now. Well just the two you mentioned.

Admit it though you have got arms really haven't you?

[bald marauder]

Hmm, the minor rumpus kicked off by the cloak's postings remind me somewhat of the the oddities posted by CRAZYFISH or something like that. Has she disappeared?

(BTW Sorry Keef, I could have started a new thread and let this one sink a little lower, but it is my first posting on this thread, and I'm sure it won't keep going forever. Maybe we should start a sweepstake on when it will disappear from the first page - Christmas...2008?)

BM

[Mark]

you mean CRAZYNURSE, who threatened the forum with legal action because someone said she was a crazy nurse. Despite that being the username that she chose, she claimed to have the backing of the royal college of nursing lawyers to close down the forum, and when we asked her to arrange a meeting between the forum and the lawyers she said stop harassing her. She was lying and threatening and lying about the legal action so she was banned.

[bald marauder]

Wow - she really was crazy!

*Ooops!*

[Fear 'n boozin]

yeah - wow. It's only a forum!

[*Bob*]

Mark,

How many people have been banned from the forum, to date?

[Mark]

jennyuk and felixyy for spamming

SusieCram and Danna (same person) for posting false messages about a local therapist

Ursula Parker for being a fake person who was recommending a photographer (she was the photographer)

FatHappyChappy, AfricanQueen and mfzx4aw1 for being the same person (but their fourth persona is still allowed)

and of course crazynurse for being a mental liar

[edited once] to correct spelling mistake

[SeanMacGabhann]

You mean someone still uses the archaic computer language forth ? And bases a personality on it. ?

[Asset]

excuse me for being dim but what do you call an armless man in a swimming pool?

where has Cowbearuk gone?

[*Bob*]

Asset Wrote:

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> excuse me for being dim but what do you call an

> armless man in a swimming pool?

Cliff! No, er.. Doug! No, hang on.. it'll come to me..

[Asset]

still not getting it