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RosieH Wrote:

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> I'm going into therapy to cure me of my glib

> reliance on sarcasm.


May I have the appointment after you each week?

I think I need some help in recognising others glib reliance on sarcasm.

Actually I'd probably just need the unused last ten minutes of your hour.

The therapist would be all for that, right?

RosieH Wrote:

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> Ah Quids, you always have me banged to rights.

> :)-D


Actually RosieH, I think 'bang to rights' is perhaps the better phrase, 'banged to rights' might make a gal look a little, well, trampy.

Especially as I'm crazy 'boutchoo.

HonaloochieB Wrote:


> Especially as I'm crazy 'boutchoo.


Hey, hey, hey - what is this, what is this?


When Rosie and I bought you some time ago and promised you an allowance of honey and hats there was no talk of this craziness, this mooning, this crushery.


I demand a share in the craziness or I shall sulk. And I might bring giggirl and legalbeagle with me.

Moos Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

>

> > Especially as I'm crazy 'boutchoo.

>

> Hey, hey, hey - what is this, what is this?

>

> When Rosie and I bought you some time ago and

> promised you an allowance of honey and hats there

> was no talk of this craziness, this mooning, this

> crushery.

>

> I demand a share in the craziness or I shall sulk.

> And I might bring giggirl and legalbeagle with

> me.


That was it, just as JL said, the heat, yes of course, the heat.

And getting all inflamed on brown ale.

Oh and at the time 'Love The One You're With' by CSN&Y was playing and probably had a subtle but malign influence over me, you know how suggestible I am.


So, it was the heat, the ale and the baleful influence of the devil's music.

So a perfectly reasonable explanation, I'm sure you'll agree, Moos.


So, we're all coo-dey-lah again, right Moos?


Drink?

SteveT Wrote:

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> You have to decide HonaloochieB you must not stir

> the passions of many fine women but only one

> unless you are a follower of the mormon church!

>

> Just get a room!


Fair point SteveT, but my philosophy is, why buy a book, when you can go to Waterstones, find the blind spot of the CCTV, nick it and go through the index on the bus home?


Makes far more sense, I'm sure you'll agree.

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