deadly snake at gym horror panic

[Huggers]

There's a coral snake roaming around JAGS sports club. Or was yesterday. The pools open but everything else is closed. So he likes the treadmill, he likes pilates and he likes yoga but he doesnt like to get wet?

[Lost Yorkshire Man]

It's not using the weighing machine as it has its own scales

[PeckhamRose]

He's allergic to chlorine?

[HonaloochieB]

If this were made into a film, what songs might be on the soundtrack?

Fangs For Lettin' Be My Self, certainly.

Venom 64, perhaps and Oh Coral would also be a possibility.

[SimonM]

"A Serpent Smile"? (sorry!)

[PeckhamRose]

Jumping Jags Flash

[Rhubarb&Custard]

Glad to see the worming tablet I gave my daughter yesterday worked a treat.

[Loz]

Snakes on a Treadmill?

Get these Mother*&%$?*ing snakes offa my Mother*&%$?*ing treadmill!

[DJKillaQueen]

Oh Coralina!

I think it was hoping to get some free swimming lessons but Cameron is doing away with those....

[Huggers]

It's been recaptured now. It was a corn snake. It was wedged behind a radiator so sadly it's Keep Fit regime had not been working.

[????]

boo Hissssssssssss

[ianr]

>It was a corn snake.

Apparently not so deadly, unless you're a small furry or feathered thing. But not to worry, the papers could still hype it up.

[Huggers]

it was deadly to those with wheat allergies.

[dubluke]

haha I got chucked out of their gym yesterday because of this, how the hell did a snake get out? Was it from that snake guy that does kids birthday parties?

[KalamityKel]

You got chucked out of the gym because of the snake? Was it your snake? ::o

[DJKillaQueen]

See in OZ you call up the local snake guy (a bit like pest control) and job done. Only in the UK could it be such a big deal.......

[Huggers]

...what... they thought the snake was your...now that's unfair. specially as it has spots.

[dubluke]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> You got chucked out of the gym because of the

> snake? Was it your snake? ::o

Yes, unfortunately my love of nude running did not go down very well at JAGS

[KalamityKel]

I was talking about a real snake :p

[stevebailey]

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> See in OZ you call up the local snake guy (a bit

> like pest control) and job done. Only in the UK

> could it be such a big deal.......

Do you think that may have something to do with OZ having a lots of wild dangerous snakes and the UK...........well...........not??!!

[DJKillaQueen]

HA HA...umm dunno.....

We do have lots more snakes than people realise though. There are loads of grass snakes in the countryside.

[Narnia]

I've got one at home. We met on the boat from Ireland after St.Patrick arrived.

[Nicholas]

Don't you mean snakes on a plane,don't think iv'e heard of snakes in a gym! Bizarre

[PinkLady]

Loz Wrote:

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> Snakes on a Treadmill?

>

> Get these Mother*&%$?*ing snakes offa my

> Mother*&%$?*ing treadmill!

LOL! That was my reaction, too!