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Hardly what you'd call "proper research", now, is it?


For a genuine, unbiased example of how economic and social trends in the north of England have stagnated over the last thirty years, have a look at

lifted from an article in last month's Economist.


Thought-provoking material, as I'm sure you'll agree.

fyvum

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A thing that annoys me about the north is that it's so much more difficult to earn a good living.


That's why us northerners come here, not to keep this lazy arsed, talent free, useless bunch of no hoper's afloat,


but to scrape a meagre living which cannot be done where we cum from, by 'eck!


They are much more 'provincial' too.

Annette Curtain

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RosieH Wrote:

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> Yeah well. You know what annoys me about the

> south (East Dulwich specifically)?

>

> No @#$%& knows what an anagram is. Retards, the

> lot of you.


Here Rosie calm y'self now.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Anagram.jpg/280px-Anagram.jpg


Annette(agram):)

Brendan

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RosieH Wrote:

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> No @#$%& knows what an anagram is. Retards, the

> lot of you.


Well I suppose &$%@# is one but really it is just the correct way the finish this sentence: "May I please have an eighth... ?

Annette Curtain

Annette Curtain

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NORTH http://www.productionfenceworks.com/commercial/commercial/chain-link-fencing-razor-wire-fence_files/Razor%20Wire%20Chain%20Link%20Fence.jpgSOUTH



You will see by this simple illustration the affluence and sophistication of the South.



The South has prime cuts of nutritious meat delivered by modern trucks into the metropolis.


The North by contrast shows a stolen car, ready to ramraid the warehouse full of pies and Brown Ale.


The razor wire is a necessary safety feature of the divide.


Children of the South are often bought to look and poke sticks at the North.


Sadly Darts still prevails in both regions.


:'(:))

fyvum

fyvum

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They like their bowls in diagonal lines. wrote PGC




Well now PGC that's where you're wrong,


we like our bowls on our knee,


so no one can eat our green furry crusts before we do,


it's not much I know but it were a feast to us,


tell that to people today and they wouldn't believe you........

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