Things that annoy me about the North....

[Scribe]

Hardly what you'd call "proper research", now, is it?

For a genuine, unbiased example of how economic and social trends in the north of England have stagnated over the last thirty years, have a look at

lifted from an article in last month's Economist.

Thought-provoking material, as I'm sure you'll agree.

[RosieH]

Yeah well. You know what annoys me about the south (East Dulwich specifically)?

No cunt knows what an anagram is. Retards, the lot of you.

[Scribe]

Well, that doesn't apply to me, as I haven't contributed to that particular shambles, RosieH. But at least down south we bury our dead. But tell me, RosieH, what part of the Midlands do you hail from?

[RosieH]

I rather think you already know Larry, sorry, I mean Scribe - hence the hilarious midlands reference.

[fyvum]

A thing that annoys me about the north is that it's so much more difficult to earn a good living.

That's why us northerners come here, not to keep this lazy arsed, talent free, useless bunch of no hoper's afloat,

but to scrape a meagre living which cannot be done where we cum from, by 'eck!

They are much more 'provincial' too.

[Scribe]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, fyvum. Now, you'll have to excuse me, for one has to prepare some bread an' drippin' for the dog. Eckythump now thar, Rover. Ah've got some riigghhtt posh scran for yer tinigh'.

[Scribe]

Eh? As far as I'm aware, I don't "know" anyone called "Larry", whatever you mean by that.

Anyway. So you aren't from the Midlands?

[Annette Curtain]

RosieH Wrote:

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> Yeah well. You know what annoys me about the

> south (East Dulwich specifically)?

>

> No @#$%& knows what an anagram is. Retards, the

> lot of you.

Here Rosie calm y'self now.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Anagram.jpg/280px-Anagram.jpg

Annette(agram):)

[katie1997]

But at least down south we bury our dead.

You are aware that Neanderthals* buried their dead. And marked the graves as well.

* actually much maligned so they are ok really...

[Brendan]

RosieH Wrote:

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> No @#$%& knows what an anagram is. Retards, the

> lot of you.

Well I suppose &$%@# is one but really it is just the correct way the finish this sentence: "May I please have an eighth... ?

[fyvum]

"May I please have an eighth... ? wrote the rich flash booger from the south........

[louisiana]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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>

> "Oh THAT dog, forget about him louisiana, he's

> DEAD "

Anyways, that looks like an Alsatian. I bet Freud didn't have an Alsatian...

[Atticus]

Imagine what a vacuous place culturally the country would be without the 'North'. Southerners = pretenders. Get over your inept selves, football, music = north.

[fyvum]

Quite right Atticus wi' out them t' Northerners there 'd be no t' North South divide 'appen!

[Annette Curtain]

NORTH http://www.productionfenceworks.com/commercial/commercial/chain-link-fencing-razor-wire-fence_files/Razor%20Wire%20Chain%20Link%20Fence.jpgSOUTH

You will see by this simple illustration the affluence and sophistication of the South.

The South has prime cuts of nutritious meat delivered by modern trucks into the metropolis.

The North by contrast shows a stolen car, ready to ramraid the warehouse full of pies and Brown Ale.

The razor wire is a necessary safety feature of the divide.

Children of the South are often bought to look and poke sticks at the North.

Sadly Darts still prevails in both regions.

:'(:))

[Atticus]

you sound like my kind of guy/gal fyvum!

[DJKillaQueen]

Hilarious Annette!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

They like their bowls in diagonal lines. Not cricket.

[fyvum]

They like their bowls in diagonal lines. wrote PGC

Well now PGC that's where you're wrong,

we like our bowls on our knee,

so no one can eat our green furry crusts before we do,

it's not much I know but it were a feast to us,

tell that to people today and they wouldn't believe you........

[Brendan]

Meh, it?s all just England anyway. North or South there are still only about a dozen places in it that aren?t shit.

[DJKillaQueen]

Damn right Brendan.

[fyvum]

As many as that Brendan......................I'm stunned!

[Brendan]

Well at the moment I can only think of 4. The National Gallery, the CPT, that Northerly bit of East Coast Mainline where it cuts along the coast and Wales. But I didn't want to be unkind.

[fyvum]

But I didn't want to be unkind. wrote Brendan

Why?

"The National Gallery" yer big Jessie 'appen!

[Narnia]

Ah, it's 100.