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daizie Wrote:

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> Well if i make it, i will no doubt be my usual

> hardcore self, and offer an 'old loaf of bread

> from the freezer' never got to the shops to buy

> spam or corned beef . Marmite or jam anyone ?



PMSL(tu)


PS: I'll have marmite please.

Oh NO! You poor thing...where exactly are you...maybe people are at the wrong place? I'm going to be a while...had my coffee and some food, but need bath (I really do...after football).


We head for the picnic tables past the lake right?


Tell you what, I'll make it a quick shower and be as quick as I can. xx

waynetta Wrote:

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> Collect your farts in sandwich bags during the

> winter. Store them in a safe place, and come

> summer these handy 'pump packets' will make ideal

> firelighters for barbeques etc.


Oh my word!


This should be on Woof's "Top Tips" thread.



*doubled up with laughter*

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