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I quickly counted up the threads which were active today in each section. The results were:


General Ed 5

For Sale 29

Wanted 10

Ed Business. 16

Residental 3

Fam.Classif. 25

Fam.Discuss 12

What's On 9

Lounge 7

Drawing R 1

About forum 0


What do you make of these not entirely accurate stats? There's f all to talk about unless you have a baby or you want something or want to sell something?

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Narnia Wrote:

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> Can shoes make you happy?


Imelda Marcos had 1000's of shoes She donated 800 pairs to The Philippines museum


In the mid-1990s she was convicted of graft in a separate corruption case and sentenced to a minimum 12 years imprisonment.


BUT was she happy. ??

Narnia Wrote:

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> Can shoes make you happy?

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Or what...


Yes they can


Especially if you add a large measure of fizz like "my freind" did


"Ohhhh what pretty shoes" the girl opposite cooed


"Can I see & where did you get them" she added


The birthday girl slipped one off & passed it over the table


"Harrods...?400...ohhh I love them" she cooed back


Now as the shoe was on it's way back " my freind " took the shoe & filled it full of L&P rose until it sloshes out everywhere


"To the birthday girl" I ....I mean HE toasted


Later he was found upside down ,half in the car and half on the grass verge,fast asleep


You know she still remembers that moment to this day nearly 15 years later


Oh how we laughed ( at my freind )


Shoes eh, I'll drink to that



W**F

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