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At least I have breasts!


*waits for another smack in the gob*


Oh and the scarf must the be same size as a club one and with NO dropped stitches. And must be made with ?5 or less of wool (can't be done even at poundland prices). Donated wool is not allowed. LOL........

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> At least I have breasts!

>

> *waits for another smack in the gob*


*smacks, kicks, punches, scratches, pulls hair, spits, hisses, smacks again, pokes eyes and legs it*


>Donated wool is not allowed.


I'll recycle wool then.


Might even start a little cottage industry of DHFC scarves made with recycled wool. Then you'll give me some respect! And when I'm rich and famous you'll rue the day you insulted my fried eggs. Rue the day I tell ya! Yeah!


*That's told Her Majesty*





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