Grumpy old women...

[dita-on-tees]

As discussed with a not unlimited amount of bile in the half time of ladies football.

Just to get started....

Personally I hate it when you buy reduced items in the supermarket then they go through at full price meaning a) you have to highlight your cheapness to the operator and probably a superviser as well, or b) you end up with something you didnt really want but bought it because it is cheap and you have to eat it that very day (filled with resentment)

The trend for male genital shaving, stop it, stop it right now - I have experienced it a number of times this year and I just dont like it. If I wanted to caress a kiwi fruit I would go to the supermarket (probably in the reduced section)

Modern sandwiches, too much choice full stop. Enter sandwich shop, am stunned by rocket, brie, tapanade, honey roast breaded smoked ham so end up with Tuna and Sweetcorn to avoid filling meltdown. Tuna and fecking sweetcorn.

[DJKillaQueen]

Thongs - I mean just what is the point...

and Anal bleaching...!?!.....which will only last as long as it takes to do your next dump.

[Ladygooner]

Men who sit on the train/tube/bus with their legs wide open! There can't be that much hanging between their thighs!

[dita-on-tees]

Maybe its irritation as a result of a testicular shaving rash combined with over zealous bleaching.....

[HAL9000]

dita-on-tees Wrote:

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> I have experienced it a number of

> times this year and I just dont like it.

Some on here would consider that a result rather than an annus horribilis.

[DJKillaQueen]

note Hal said 'annus' not 'anus' ;-)

Nose hair.....just no need for it.

[PeckhamRose]

Phoning the dentist in a very nervous state and hearing the miserable receptionist answer, ".... can you hold on for me please?" NO, and it't not for YOU, it's for ME. And when miserable receptionist does answer, there is no friendliness in her voice whatsoever.

[VeryBerryCherry]

Anal bleeaching was not the topic that first popped into my head when we discussed this thread on Sunday, and now reading on a dreary Tuesday. But I have to say, you have got my in fits of hysterics already. My colleagues think I have morphed into Mutley >:D

[VeryBerryCherry]

My gripe has to be child related, and I am a little reticent to write this, as being a non-parental, and can only imagine in my worst nightmares what it?s like. But...

Kids in Sainsburys!!!

All I want to do is go in there and trundle about with my mini-trolley, music on, my list in hand and do my shopping. But you just can?t seem to move for kids. But it?s not all kids in general that are the problem, it?s the fact that they just scurry about, crashing all over the place like it?s an indoor Goose Green Climbing Park!

Only the other day I had some little thing go crashing into my trolley (I was stationary) only to have her father glare at me as though I had hurt his poor precious. This was the same ?brat? had spent the last 30 minutes since I had been in Sainsburgs screaming ?I want..., No, I want...!? and running down aisles.

I know it?s hard to control kids, especially multiple kids. But these kids seem to think they own Sainsbury?s and it?s their own personal gym.

I would like to write more, but I think I might get a restraining order.

[dita-on-tees]

Dentists.... dont get me started.

I was in the dentists recently for root canal work and they invited a works experience boy to watch the whole thing. The shame and indignity of crying like a baby in front of a teenager.

[DJKillaQueen]

I don't mind the ones that run about so much but the ones that scream and cry at the drop of a hat.......grrrrrr.

And I hate kids in pubs after 5pm......

[DJKillaQueen]

The shame and indignity of crying like a baby in front of a teenager.

Ah but had he shaved his pubes?

[dita-on-tees]

Doubt he was shaving at all, I have a more resplendid moustache. ahem.

[HAL9000]

Supermarkets... don't get me started.

All those grumpy women fondling kiwi fruit with a smirk on their faces ? now we know why!

[PeckhamRose]

By 5pm aren't you normally too cider'ed up to notice the kids?

But I agree, kids in pubs after 5pm, not good.

[Applespider]

People who loose keys rather than lose them. The words even sound different!

The announcer at Denmark Hill who says that any train not stopping 'is not for customer use'. Actually, nine out of ten times it is. It's full of passengers. It's just 'not scheduled to stop at this station'.

Kiwi fruit... hmmm, I'm obviously meeting less fastidious blokes then!

[The Minkey]

"Some on here would consider that a result rather than an annus horribilis." Haha - indeed..

Kids running amok in places of business pisses me right off tbh - unless it's a creche of course. I was on a train one time with some pest of a parent whose child divided his journey between sitting in the luggage rack making the automatic doors openandcloseandopenandclose, crawling the length of the carriage under the seating emerging between people's feet, and marching up and down the corridor shouting 'the bigger it gets, the louder it is', right into people's faces. The mother was absolutely outraged to be told by the ticket collector to please restrain her child. 'Come along, Taliesin, some nasty people don't want you to have fun'. Taliesin, ffs..!

[Applespider]

I need to add 'out of tune' whistling to my grumps... since my neighbour has just started doing it and it's going right through my head...(6)

[ImpetuousVrouw]

People living comfortable lives, moaning about minor irritations when people are sufferring all kinds of war, starvation and other deprivations all over the world.

[VeryBerryCherry]

ImpetuousVrouw Wrote:

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> People living comfortable lives, moaning about

> minor irritations when people are sufferring all

> kinds of war, starvation and other deprivations

> all over the world.

May as well shut the whole forum down then hadn't we ;-)

[Keef]

The trend for male genital shaving, stop it, stop it right now - I have experienced it a number of times this year and I just dont like it. If I wanted to caress a kiwi fruit I would go to the supermarket (probably in the reduced section)

I hadn't realised this was such a trend, until a while back when it came up (no pun intended) in conversation, and 3 of my good friends admitted they did it, saying "it makes you look bigger". I think there is something rather disturbing about it.

[Twirly]

BBC3 announcers saying ?and next we have (programme name)? but first (programme name)?. The next programme is the one that is about to come on, not the one after it!

Has anyone else noticed this? I think it?s a recent thing, but it?s really annoying me.

[RosieH]

Keef Wrote:

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> The trend for male genital shaving, stop it, stop

> it right now - I have experienced it a number of

> times this year and I just dont like it. If I

> wanted to caress a kiwi fruit I would go to the

> supermarket (probably in the reduced section)

>

> I hadn't realised this was such a trend, until a

> while back when it came up (no pun intended) in

> conversation, and 3 of my good friends admitted

> they did it, saying "it makes you look bigger". I

> think there is something rather disturbing about

> it.

There is, there is! Too much porn going on, that's what I blame it on Keef. First time I encountered it was on an ex (who was a porn journalist as it goes). But what with all this redpages and the like, people are getting carried away.

Men of Britain, take heed. We're not fooled into thinking it's bigger just because it scratches us to pieces. Stop it!

[*Bob*]

Nothing wrong with a 'trim' though, surely?

[Jeremy]

What is a porn journalist?