Job titles innit

[Jeremy]

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Jeremy, does that mean you work in banking or some

> related part of financial services? VP = senior

> manager, but in reality no one senior speaks to

> you until you make Director.

Yes but in a strictly peripheral role... it's pretty rare anyone speaks to me at all during the working day, and that's just the way I like it.

[Earl Aelfheah]

The Grand Puba?

[Seabag]

LadyNorwood Wrote:

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> Seabag Wrote:

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> > I'm going for an adjustment to my own title

> >

> > From here on in I'm having this on my

> 'imaginary'

> > business card.....

> >

> > Seabag Major

> > Director & General Bell-End

> >

> > I'll lead, the team will have to follow.

>

>

> Cheese importer - sorry, couldn't resist!

I prefer Cheese Smuggler Lady Norwood

[maxxi]

I think treat them as food additives, so a person looking after clients is a client-stabiliser or customer-emulsifier (E113 or E109) someone who procures new business is a 'permitted profit preservative' (E818) and you can style yourself 100% original, artisan, hand-fondled, organic ingredient (or E001).

[steveo]

Fondler: that's the one maxxi

[miga]

Jeremy Wrote:

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> Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Jeremy, does that mean you work in banking or

> some

> > related part of financial services? VP = senior

> > manager, but in reality no one senior speaks to

> > you until you make Director.

>

> Yes but in a strictly peripheral role... it's

> pretty rare anyone speaks to me at all during the

> working day, and that's just the way I like it.

I'm similar to you Jeremy, but the fuckers won't stop talking to me.

[Otta]

My favourite job title is "Sandwich Technician" or "Sandwich Artist".

[Earl Aelfheah]

How technical can a sandwich get?

[Otta]

I dunno man, the choices at Subway can be pretty daunting. It takes a clear head to deal with that kind of pressure.

And to do so with panache.

[uncleglen]

Must sign up to one of these

http://www.londonschoolofcoffee.com/courses

[WomblingFree]

My company has "directors" - basically slightly senior but nothing special. A few years ago one of them was arrested. This got us a lot of bad press coverage during the trial because the papers quoted his job title as if he was on our board.

We have dozens and dozens of directors.

[Angelina]

Job titles are relatively boring so other companies can recognise the type of position held when they see it on a CV.

I like the idea of allowing people to pick their own and having an internal title which is less formal and stops work being up itself.

[Seabag]

I think "sales" should be on everyone's business card

[Grok]

Big Head

Seabag Wrote:

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> I'm going for an adjustment to my own title

>

> From here on in I'm having this on my 'imaginary'

> business card.....

>

> Seabag Major

> Director & General Bell-End

>

> I'll lead, the team will have to follow.

[Grok]

Explains a lot

Jeremy Wrote:

it's pretty rare anyone speaks to me at all during the

> working day, and that's just the way I like it.

[red devil]

Grok, next time you accuse someone of bullying on the forum, I'll remind you of your uncalled for recent posts to Jeremy...

[P.O.U.S.theWonderCat]

Indeed. I'd like to know what Grok does for a living to explain his rudeness.

[Jah Lush]

Professional knobjockey?

[Seabag]

red devil Wrote:

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> Grok, next time you accuse someone of bullying on

> the forum, I'll remind you of your uncalled for

> recent posts to Jeremy...

Yeah and he called me big head, whereas it should have been 'dick head'

As it goes, I do wear the largest sized hat

[Grok]

'Tis a job title, as requested. And if the cap fits....

Seabag Wrote:

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> Yeah and he called me big head, whereas it should

> have been 'dick head'

>

> As it goes, I do wear the largest sized hat

[Grok]

Whash that you shay? Hic

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Professional knobjockey?

[Grok]

Please do, memory not all it used to be you know. Kind regards.

[numbers]

Are there any Dilbert readers about? I used to work for Dilbert-reading IT techy types a long time ago and this thread has just reminded me about it.

Cannot seem to paste the images (again), do a search on dilbert job titles you get the picture :))

a random job title generator is what you need.

oh another thing this thread has reminded me of. Anyone who has watched Chewin' the fat will understand the "Good guy"/"wank". I know which one Jeremy is ;-)

[Seabag]

Grok Wrote:

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> 'Tis a job title, as requested. And if the cap

> fits....

>

> Seabag Wrote:

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> -----

>

> > Yeah and he called me big head, whereas it

> should

> > have been 'dick head'

> >

> > As it goes, I do wear the largest sized hat

Still living in "cabbage head's" shadow then

He must be getting on now

[ratty]

I have a colleague who's job title is Head of Serious Violence.

Now that's a job title!!!