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Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Jeremy, does that mean you work in banking or some

> related part of financial services? VP = senior

> manager, but in reality no one senior speaks to

> you until you make Director.


Yes but in a strictly peripheral role... it's pretty rare anyone speaks to me at all during the working day, and that's just the way I like it.

LadyNorwood Wrote:

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> Seabag Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I'm going for an adjustment to my own title

> >

> > From here on in I'm having this on my

> 'imaginary'

> > business card.....

> >

> > Seabag Major

> > Director & General Bell-End

> >

> > I'll lead, the team will have to follow.

>

>

> Cheese importer - sorry, couldn't resist!


I prefer Cheese Smuggler Lady Norwood

I think treat them as food additives, so a person looking after clients is a client-stabiliser or customer-emulsifier (E113 or E109) someone who procures new business is a 'permitted profit preservative' (E818) and you can style yourself 100% original, artisan, hand-fondled, organic ingredient (or E001).

Jeremy Wrote:

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> Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Jeremy, does that mean you work in banking or

> some

> > related part of financial services? VP = senior

> > manager, but in reality no one senior speaks to

> > you until you make Director.

>

> Yes but in a strictly peripheral role... it's

> pretty rare anyone speaks to me at all during the

> working day, and that's just the way I like it.


I'm similar to you Jeremy, but the fuckers won't stop talking to me.

My company has "directors" - basically slightly senior but nothing special. A few years ago one of them was arrested. This got us a lot of bad press coverage during the trial because the papers quoted his job title as if he was on our board.


We have dozens and dozens of directors.

Big Head


Seabag Wrote:

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> I'm going for an adjustment to my own title

>

> From here on in I'm having this on my 'imaginary'

> business card.....

>

> Seabag Major

> Director & General Bell-End

>

> I'll lead, the team will have to follow.

red devil Wrote:

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> Grok, next time you accuse someone of bullying on

> the forum, I'll remind you of your uncalled for

> recent posts to Jeremy...



Yeah and he called me big head, whereas it should have been 'dick head'


As it goes, I do wear the largest sized hat

Are there any Dilbert readers about? I used to work for Dilbert-reading IT techy types a long time ago and this thread has just reminded me about it.


Cannot seem to paste the images (again), do a search on dilbert job titles you get the picture :))


a random job title generator is what you need.


oh another thing this thread has reminded me of. Anyone who has watched Chewin' the fat will understand the "Good guy"/"wank". I know which one Jeremy is ;-)

Grok Wrote:

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> 'Tis a job title, as requested. And if the cap

> fits....

>

> Seabag Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

>

> > Yeah and he called me big head, whereas it

> should

> > have been 'dick head'

> >

> > As it goes, I do wear the largest sized hat



Still living in "cabbage head's" shadow then


He must be getting on now

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