A story

[katie1997]

and everyone promptly fell asleep.

Meanwhile, in another little land not too far away, the great bagel debate raged on...

[Ladymuck]

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> Meanwhile, in one of many Everett-Wheeler

> alternative realities, a young superposition of

> our heroine was gently caressing a kiwi fruit...

...in order to "warm" it up ready for lobbing at HAL9000 at the speed of pairs of quantum-mechanically entangled particles just catching him milliseconds (with a massive splat in his fat cheeky face) before his current life takes another direction towards another branching universe.

[computedshorty]

The Kiwi bear is unhappy having his fruit thrown away, so chooses a grape from a stall in the road market, being a well trained bear he washes it in the nearby watering can, eating it he projects the pips in the direction of a passing woman with her nose held high attracts a prominant target, the woman gets into her RR car as the chauffeur holds open the door, but the now slippery woman being in the nude slips on the leather seat and is ejected out the other open door that the greengrocer is placing inside her shopping, landing on bags of greenpeas.

[DJKillaQueen]

Hal rushes over with a couple of bagels to protect her modesty.....

[Ladymuck]

HAL is now in another universe...the HAL you see here is merely a superposition of the original...sadly he himself isn't aware of this.

[DJKillaQueen]

The woman screams having believed she has in fact seen the 'ghost' of HAL.........gets up and runs for her life and then gets mistaken for the same Ladymuck that ran naked up Lorship Lane a few days earlier.

[karter]

Ladymuck and DJKQ are riding 2 comets, side by side, through the universe, in hot pursuit of Hal9000...

[DJKillaQueen]

you wish...............whoooooosh!

[Ladymuck]

HAL is actually orbiting the earth...I eventually lost all patience with him and rocket launched him far into space where the earth's gravitational pull has caused him to orbit like another moon. In fact, if ever you spot a partial eclipse of the sun which looks as though our stellar orb looks as though a postage stamp has been affixed to it, it is the HAL9000 computer passing by looking down on us. And if you happen to be in the Atacama desert in northern Chile at the time and you have the opportunity to view this phenomenon through the Very Large Telescope you might just be able to see a little twinkling of his (one) eye.

[katie1997]

meanwhile in 'leafy' ED, people complain about noisy aircraft overhead.......little do they know its actually LM and DJKQ spinning through the universe looking for HAL...

[karter]

...whilst katie1997 spies at them through her ginormous telescope in Dulwich Park...

[DJKillaQueen]

And squeals...OMG .....Ladymuck is naked again!

[HAL9000]

While the Blue Danube plays softly in the background, HAL9000's kiwi-fruit shaped launch vehicle docks smoothly with the bagle-shaped Starbucks space station. One small step for man, one giant shag for a computer!

I'll be in orbit for a week or so - don't have me doing anything you wouldn't do!

[DJKillaQueen]

Ladymuck can't get there quick enough and turbo boosts the comet. DJKQ gets distracted by yet another licensing issue and returns to planet earth..................whooooooosh................

*waits for LM to throw everything within range at me and then legs it back to current issues*

[Ladymuck]

With the aid of a Dyson (duly modified by the engineers at NASA), LM redirects the solar winds towards the earth's magnetic field thus causing The Queen to become trapped in the magnetosphere to be displayed much later on in the sky as the Aurora Borealis.

[woofmarkthedog]

* meanwhile *

Prince Philip eases himself in to a "talced" black latex suit

"Come on gel, zip me up"

" hmmm hmm vvmmm hmm " say's the Queen

( she is wearing a gas mask here)

* there's a knock at the door *

"Oh bugger, who can that be " say's Philip

" hmmm hmm vvmmm hmm " say's the Queen , whilst looking through the key hole

" WHO "

" hmmm hmm vvmmm hmm " say's the Queen ( pointing to a picture of Nelson Mandela )

* Philip hides in a suit of armor *

W**F

[ArtVandelay]

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[woofmarkthedog]

ArtVandelay Wrote:

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> * meanwhile *

>

> someone is STILL knocking at the door, a talc

> salesman by the looks of it

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" Does Mr.Mandela sell talc now " signed the Queen in "Makanan"

Philip ( looking through the visor ) shifts his eyes left & right; signaling "How should I know "

The Queen lights a cigarette & slumps down onto the bed

"Philip, things are not like they used to be" she signs

He flips down the visor & taps out "No dear" in morse code

* the door is knocked again *

" Ahh pleeze wooda you conshider aaaa lettin me iiiin, as Iiii amm aaa nakeed "

[DJKillaQueen]

"aaand ma vuvuzela ia all ready to toot"

[Loulou]

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