It's a bacon sandwich sort of day

[titch juicy]

Oh no, sod the bacon- i don't want to give up arsenic

[Robert Poste's Child]

Stiffen the upper lip, chaps. IARC is French and the French attitude to health is a lot more intense than that of most Brits. I used to work in a mainly French company and it's the only time in my career that colleagues have ever shown a genuine interest in me having a cold, which was nice, though whatever your symptoms they'd always had an aunt whose cancer started that way.

[Salsaboy]

Remember - Bacon makes everything better.