*Bobxit*...

[red devil]

An Urgent Appeal:

Last Friday at approximately 12.50pm, an explosion was heard in the Side Extension thread. *Bob* has not been seen since.

*Bob* was last seen wearing an Edinburgh Woolen Mill check shirt, coupled with a Homer Simpson comedy tie and his favourite mustard corduroy trousers and burgundy M&S deck shoes.

*Bob* was believed to be playing with his organ at the time, something he often liked to do.

His partner released this heartfelt plea - *Sob*...I'm beside myself with worry, I've no idea how to work the Apple TV and I missed Strictly!...*Sob*

Police have confirmed there is no truth whatsoever in a reported sighting of *Bob* and Louisa booking into a hotel in Gretna on Friday night. Instead they have confirmed that Louisa was seen frequenting Ayre's Bakery over the weekend stocking up on Gypsy Creams.

#prayfor*Bob*

[Otta]

Took him long enough to get 10k.

[TheArtfulDogger]

But wasn't Bob having pizza yesterday

http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,1746656,1747025#msg-1747025

A vicious rumour red devil, but a nice one !

[red devil]

You may have accidentally hit on something there Artful. I bet *Bob* and Bob have never been in the same thread at similar times...

*strokes chin...*

[DovertheRoad]

I think it is telling that he chose to go in a thread about side extensions

[Louisa]

*Bob* is fine and dandy. Currently installing a specialist one liner vending machine in my garden. Wish he would hurry up, I'm running out of ideas.

Louisa.

[????]

*Waves at *Bob**

[maxxi]

red devil Wrote:

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> "*strokes chin...*"

Is this to be *Bob*'s new persona?

[red devil]

I think he needs to be more Alpha Male...*Roger*

[Otta]

*Nigel*

[numbers]

oh no, has *Bob* deactivated? not another one gone :(

[Seabag]

I think loosing the Bake Off to C4 nailed him

He's got to write more tunes faster and harder, so this will have been a stark choice.

It's the forum or the theme tunes, and we lost.

*waves*

[Alan Medic]

numbers Wrote:

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> oh no, has *Bob* deactivated? not another one gone

> :(

Nah, he's just hit the 'wall' at 10,000 posts...

[red devil]

Seabag Wrote:

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> I think loosing the Bake Off to C4 nailed him

>

> He's got to write more tunes faster and harder, so

> this will have been a stark choice.

>

> It's the forum or the theme tunes, and we lost.

>

> *waves*

Indeed, and your 'Embassy' thread must've left him with a feeling of total sartorial inadequacy.

Is it any wonder he cracked when discussing the monetary pros and cons of side extensions. Poor fella, didn't stand a chance...

[????]

Louisa will troll him out of hiding, don't worry

[numbers]

so he's still here? why are we talking about him as if he's gone?

*dim*

*waves to the Not Deactivated *Bob*

[Bob Buzzard]

red devil Wrote:

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> You may have accidentally hit on something there

> Artful. I bet *Bob* and Bob have never been in the

> same thread at similar times...

>

> *strokes chin...*

*Bob* is nothing to do with me.