So what is it that makes us...well...human...

[Ladymuck]

NO! NO! and NO! Christ I can see this thread turning into...Ladymuck racist LOL...

I was joking about the fact that I am half French with the brain the size of a pea...oh never mind...

I shall stop being silly now - in itself proof of humanness.

[DJKillaQueen]

Too late...I can see the headlines of 'Le Monde' as I write this.......

'Roast Beef Claims That French Are Animal!'

French President Sarkozy is furious after a little know piece of Muck from a small poor province of Dulwich made the claim that 'frogs' are not human - citing a half French heritage as proof that the French only have brains the size of a pea! Mr Cameron acknowledged that an international crisis was looming as France threatened to close the chunnel and stop the export to Britain of cheese, wine, champagne and basically all the stuff we are no good at making for ourselves. French unions have called for the blockade and surrender of the UK to French rule. The East Sussex based historical re-enactment society were thrilled at the news and commented 'It's just like in the good ole days init.'

See where careless talk leads LM?.....>:D<

[Ladymuck]

Gordon Bennett - don't you think I'm in enough trouble?!!!

[DJKillaQueen]

You are a mongrel then? Even worse........

[Ladymuck]

Any constitutional law lawyers out there? I would like to know how to overthrow this Queen! Maybe I should post this in the wanted section...

[DJKillaQueen]

lol......you need to get the French to invade and overthrow me......!

[waynetta]

Make your neighbours think you have French visitors staying by leaving frog's bodies with the legs removed and snail shells outside your back door along with your rubbish.