waynetta Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I saw a man who was in some pain sitting on the floor in a supermarker car park today so I asked him if was ok and if he needed help. He said he was in a lot of pain so I asked what sort of pain. He told me he was suffering from anal fissures and had been told by his doctor to just sit down and relax when the pain got bad. A bit too much information I thought so I acknowledged this and quickly hurried on my way, not helping him at all. :(I always like to perform one good deed or random act of kindness a day so I'm up for suggestions for one, preferably not involving anything gross. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
womanofdulwich Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 its the thought that counts Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357573 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 My good deed for the day was done unto me, rather than my being the doer.EDKiwi is a freaking legend and has restored something to me that I thought was lost forever. I'm not going to say what so that everyone doesn't start tapping him up for favours, but the man is a samaritan, a saint, an angel... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357592 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Surely not.. you don't mean.. your virginity? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357594 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Backstreet hymenoplasty - you guessed it Bobbo Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiesofa Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I don't think i've met anyone with anal fisures before.Someone did me a huge favour yesterday to tell me my pants were showing. Somehow when I'd got off the tube my bag strap had got caught had hitched up my skirt and not until 7 mins later of walking to work did anyone let me know. I think I need to stop wearing dresses or skirts because I've had quite a few wardrobe malfunctions recently. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357599 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Well, I don't know whether this counts as a good deed, but - perhaps - we could think about making a donation to this wonderful Forum. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Bob* Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 No, sod 'em Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Hilarious!:)) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357606 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 sophiesofa Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Someone did me a huge favour yesterday to tell me> my pants were showing... >...I think I need to> stop wearing dresses or skirts because I've had> quite a few wardrobe malfunctions recently.Quite a few people told me my pants were showing recently...I was wearing jeans...and had split them...there was nothing I could do...other than walk with my head held high as though I couldn't give a fuck... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357612 Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynetta Posted September 3, 2010 Author Share Posted September 3, 2010 Maybe someone should have pointed out to the flasher in the other thread that his kock was showing. Would that qualify as a good deed? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophiesofa Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Ladymuck Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> sophiesofa Wrote:> --------------------------------------------------> -----> > Someone did me a huge favour yesterday to tell> me> > my pants were showing... > > >...I think I need to> > stop wearing dresses or skirts because I've had> > quite a few wardrobe malfunctions recently.> > Quite a few people told me my pants were showing> recently...I was wearing jeans...and had split> them...there was nothing I could do...other than> walk with my head held high as though I couldn't> give a @#$%&...Oh no - i take it you didn't have a handy jumper to tie round your waist? Were they good pants? No outfit is ever safe from a wardrobe malfunction so maybe i'll just invest in some good pants ready for the inevitable accidental flashing.. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polly D Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Your good deed for the day has been done Waynetta for making me chuckle at the end of a very long and stressful day. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladymuck Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 sophiesofa Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Oh no - i take it you didn't have a handy jumper> to tie round your waist? Nope - it was during the mini heatwave.>Were they good pants?Nope. At least I was wearing them...a few degrees hotter and I might not have bothered! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357624 Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveo Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Anal Fissure Bob (please ignore the appalling spelling, he's American) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357645 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saffron Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 If you're ever short of ideas for a good deed, I need a foot massage!x Saff x Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/13080-good-deed-for-the-day/#findComment-357700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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