Good deed for the day

[waynetta]

I saw a man who was in some pain sitting on the floor in a supermarker car park today so I asked him if was ok and if he needed help. He said he was in a lot of pain so I asked what sort of pain. He told me he was suffering from anal fissures and had been told by his doctor to just sit down and relax when the pain got bad. A bit too much information I thought so I acknowledged this and quickly hurried on my way, not helping him at all. :(

I always like to perform one good deed or random act of kindness a day so I'm up for suggestions for one, preferably not involving anything gross.

[womanofdulwich]

its the thought that counts

[RosieH]

My good deed for the day was done unto me, rather than my being the doer.

EDKiwi is a freaking legend and has restored something to me that I thought was lost forever. I'm not going to say what so that everyone doesn't start tapping him up for favours, but the man is a samaritan, a saint, an angel...

[*Bob*]

Surely not.. you don't mean.. your virginity?

[RosieH]

Backstreet hymenoplasty - you guessed it Bobbo

[sophiesofa]

I don't think i've met anyone with anal fisures before.

Someone did me a huge favour yesterday to tell me my pants were showing. Somehow when I'd got off the tube my bag strap had got caught had hitched up my skirt and not until 7 mins later of walking to work did anyone let me know. I think I need to stop wearing dresses or skirts because I've had quite a few wardrobe malfunctions recently.

[Ladymuck]

Well, I don't know whether this counts as a good deed, but - perhaps - we could think about making a donation to this wonderful Forum.

[*Bob*]

No, sod 'em

[Ladymuck]

Hilarious!

:))

[Ladymuck]

sophiesofa Wrote:

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> Someone did me a huge favour yesterday to tell me

> my pants were showing...

>...I think I need to

> stop wearing dresses or skirts because I've had

> quite a few wardrobe malfunctions recently.

Quite a few people told me my pants were showing recently...I was wearing jeans...and had split them...there was nothing I could do...other than walk with my head held high as though I couldn't give a fuck...

[waynetta]

Maybe someone should have pointed out to the flasher in the other thread that his kock was showing. Would that qualify as a good deed?

[sophiesofa]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> sophiesofa Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Someone did me a huge favour yesterday to tell

> me

> > my pants were showing...

>

> >...I think I need to

> > stop wearing dresses or skirts because I've had

> > quite a few wardrobe malfunctions recently.

>

> Quite a few people told me my pants were showing

> recently...I was wearing jeans...and had split

> them...there was nothing I could do...other than

> walk with my head held high as though I couldn't

> give a @#$%&...

Oh no - i take it you didn't have a handy jumper to tie round your waist? Were they good pants? No outfit is ever safe from a wardrobe malfunction so maybe i'll just invest in some good pants ready for the inevitable accidental flashing..

[Polly D]

Your good deed for the day has been done Waynetta for making me chuckle at the end of a very long and stressful day.

[Ladymuck]

sophiesofa Wrote:

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> Oh no - i take it you didn't have a handy jumper

> to tie round your waist?

Nope - it was during the mini heatwave.

>Were they good pants?

Nope. At least I was wearing them...a few degrees hotter and I might not have bothered!

[steveo]

Anal Fissure Bob (please ignore the appalling spelling, he's American)

[Saffron]

If you're ever short of ideas for a good deed, I need a foot massage!

x Saff x