foxes pissing on mobile phones!!!!

[clareybrad]

Dear All..if you have poor network coverage indoors, a good solution is to leave your handset outdoors on patio furniture...oh so you,d think.Dont do this as tonight my lovely house guest as had the most filthy smelling liquid fox deposit all over his handset!!! It is too foul to hold close to your face, any ideas for removing the stench....this is a genuine request as my house guest would now like to shoot the fox!!!

[missus]

Why would you assume that leaving the handset outdoors unattended by a caller would aid signal?! Not having a go... just curious...?!

[clareybrad]

T mobile has v poor signal inside my property, has been very frustrating re mobile messages and calls, only has 100% coverage 5feet outside back door.

[missus]

No no I realise that but why would you leave it, out of your hand, outside your house to improve signal?

[ruffers]

Same reason I do at a guess. I have no signal inside. I leave it outside for a bit and get texts through.

[missus]

Oh I see. How peculiar! Never tried it and moreover never had a fox piss on my mobeley.... Vinegar and Lemon? (My answer to all cleaning problems)!

[cate]

Next time hand it up from the wall in some netting or maybe a macrame plant holder so the foxes don't get it.

[bonniebird]

Now, if it was a dog rolling in fox poo, you could cover the dog in tomato juice/sauce to remove the stench, then bath in a lemony shampoo, but a phone!!:))

[Moos]

Foxes = Luddites

[Mick Mac]

Its best to buy an iphone as it now has a "Dont piss on my phone Basil or I let the beagles out" App.

You can leave that outside with no worries. They think of everything these days.

[trevone]

you can purchase boosters from your server if you get poor reception

[Twirly]

I am quite bemused as to why the fox made all the effort to climb onto the patio furniture and aim at the mobile phone...

And where's Waynetta with her "top tips" when you need her?!