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One of my 'early girlfriends' dumped me - on the grounds that she wanted to go out with someone who looked more like the lead singer from Echo & The Bunnymen.


It seemed like poor reasoning at the time, but - thinking back - it was near-genuis. I had no comeback.



Has anyone else been dumped, or dumped anyone under vaguely amusing circumstances?

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I should have dumped my first proper boyfriend on the grounds that he looked like a cross between andrew eldrich (sp?) from that dodgy goth band, 'the sisters of mercy' and Bono (in the 80s), from that very famous irish band.


I should have dumped my second boyfriend on the grounds that he looked like michael portillo (according to my mum). :-$


Edited : for TMI :-S

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I have dumped someone on the grounds of not enough sex (not so unusual) but he rather stole my thunder the following month when he came out and moved to Brighton.


I would have gone out with Ian McCulloch (on the basis that Morrissey and I never made it up the aisle), except you know, I was at school at the time. I don't half envy her, Jah.

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I've had a couple...


"We get on really well, and I think you're really attractive, and that's why I can't go out with you..." Eh??? I thought that was the entire point (?)


"You're allergic to things and drink strange tea" - 10 years later he declared his undying love. I didn't take him up on it...

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Twirly Wrote:

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> I've had a couple...

>

> "We get on really well, and I think you're really

> attractive, and that's why I can't go out with

> you..." Eh??? I thought that was the entire point

> (?)


Was that me? I used a near identical line once. There was supposed to be a "but..." near the end, but I stopped short.

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Jeremy Wrote:

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> Twirly Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > I've had a couple...

> >

> > "We get on really well, and I think you're

> really

> > attractive, and that's why I can't go out with

> > you..." Eh??? I thought that was the entire

> point

> > (?)

>

> Was that me? I used a near identical line once.

> There was supposed to be a "but..." near the end,

> but I stopped short.



LOL - I have no idea! Did you deliver this line in a bar on the south bank and then get back together with an old girlfried?

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I am not sure I even classify this as being dumped but I got a text from a fella I went on 2 dates with

"whenever i feel a girl really likes me I get scared and run away"

my reply

"does it help if you know I think you're a bit of a knob with hobbit feet"


I never heard from him again. sighhhhhh.

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SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> >

>

> whoah whoah whoah - back up here

>

> Any girl who called SoM "dodgy" would get the

> heave ho from me


haha well at the time, I felt a slight smug superiority to another girl in my year who was dating a wayne whatsisname wannabe from the mission (basically a poor man's andrew e) ;)


but you can't take those lyrics seriously now, can you? er....can you?


*voice fades away in distance, disappears*

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