Has posting on this forum hindered your employment prospects?

[Alan Dale]

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[daizie]

I get lonely at times and then i look at' little timmy tight arse' and I realise that I am not lonely anymore. He found me. I did not go 'looking' .

[Alan Dale]

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[*Bob*]

How many of your old posts will you be deleting today, Alan?

I suppose some of them were a little embarrassing. If only you hadn't been a total plum and used your real name!

You live and learn though, don't you?

[Alan Dale]

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[*Bob*]

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> Have you introduced him to *Bob*?

And this is, what, award-winning?

[Alan Dale]

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[*Bob*]

Remember that there's no shame in posting a few thousand times on internet forums - only in deleting your posts afterwards, like a fool.

Moreover, if you're going to look at the porn, you might as well be having a w@nk as well. You're only fooling yourself otherwise. Think about it Alan. You're only fooling yourself.

[Alan Dale]

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[*Bob*]

I think you're up to here so far, Alan.

Just 1000 or so left to go. You can do it! When they're all gone - you're clean. It's like they never happened.

[Alan Dale]

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[*Bob*]

There's no need for the dog.

We sold our collection of rare Scottish lamps and now we're minted.

[Alan Dale]

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[*Bob*]

Perhaps they'll give me an honorary degree for my work on Chucklevision?

[Alan Dale]

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[binary_star]

No. In fact if I didn't periodically dip in and out of the threads on here over lunch I might end up caving one of my colleague's heads in with my magic mouse. So, posting (or at least reading) on this forum seems to have actually helped my employment prospects...and technically those of a number of my colleagues' as well :D

[waynetta]

Isn't it funny the little feuds and tiffs that spring up on this forum.

[Huguenot]

Oh possibly.

But there is significant mileage in Alan's inability to deal with his own past postings.

A head doctor would have a field day.

I read once that sociopaths show a consistent problem with looking in the loo after they've had a number 2. Apparently they can't accept 'this is wot I haz dun'.

There's nothing particularly pooey about Alan Dale's past postings, he just consistently made pronouncements that were consequently proved to be foolish.

Most of us have a chuckle and scratch our armpits, seeing both the humour in our ambition and rueing our misled convictions.

Not Alan Dale.

Alan Dale pretends it never fecking happened. IT NEVER FECKING HAPPENED RIGHT. FECKING PROVE IT. YOU CAN'T FECKING FIND IT. FECKING PROVE IT. I NEVER FECKING SAID THAT. IF YOU CAN'T FECKING FIND IT I NEVER FECKING SAID IT RIGHT. I'M FECKING RIGHT I SAID.

If Alan Dale wasn't such a tragedy I might even have a chuckle. ;-)

[*Bob*]

Don't be too hard on the man. He's been under orders - from The Wife.

We have to remind ourselves that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright.

[SeanMacGabhann]

He hasn't removed the

slightly stalker-ish one from last year either

oh the memories. Were we ever so young..

[Huguenot]

What a pillock, he's deleted those now.

[Axeman]

No, Huguenot. This is tragic. And perhaps you should think twice before picking over the reputation of an insecure, elderly user.

[Axeman]

Chucklevision, eh.

Tell me, *Bob*. Were you the chap who wrote the chorus to Iggle Piggle?

[mockney piers]

Blimey, I've just been made redundant (about 2 minutes ago), I wonder how much the forum was to blame, do you think i can sue, i believe its now win no fee these days *rubs hands in glee*

[Huguenot]

Ha ha Axeman. :))

There's a great scene in 'American Psycho' where Patrick Bateman flexes his bicep in the mirror whilst having sex, before pointing at himself in faux adulation.

It illustrates in one timeless moment the shallow pointless delusion of his life. He hides himself behind vacuous cartoon representations of masculinity. He has to admire himself, because he is so worthless and self-centred that he attracts no admiration from others.

He elevates himself above other people with a boastful petulance that precisely exposes his essential failure, he cannot accept that he is the architect of his own misery.

He attracts both disgust and pity in equal measure.

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