Quick: whose was the quote about being posh if you bothered to get out of the bath to pee?

[Dorothy]

I want to say John Lennon, but I know that's not right.

I think his posh quote was to do with rattling jewellery in the upper circle.

Any offers?

[HonaloochieB]

I believe it was Barbara Cartland.

[Dorothy]

Barbara Cartland? Heh heh - it wasn't though, was it?

It was someone who said the definition of upper class was if you made the effort to get out of the bath if you needed to pee. I thought it was really famous. Perhaps I imagined it. Perhaps I said it in a rare witty moment. Hmmm.

[HonaloochieB]

It's official Dorothy, anyone asks me in the future I'll be sure and point them in your direction.

As a matter of interest where do you stand on the matter?

If that's not an indelicate question.

[Dorothy]

I prefer not to stand on or sit in the matter, if you see what I mean, so am quite definitely upper class >:D

[????]

We have in our midst someone who is both very posh (a Lady doncha know) and an authority on weeeing. She is the Oracle who must be consulted.

Now where is Ladymuck?

[????]

*cough*

[Ladymuck]

You'll be nursing far more than a cough soon enough, Master Quids .

*pushes the insubordinate little sod into the bath*

[Help-Ma-Boab]

It was said on come dine with me this week from Stoke. Not sure that helps all the same.

[Narnia]

Who has a bath anymore?

[katie1997]

Who has a bath anymore?

Posh people, Narnia. That's who.

[Bicep_Builder]

A pee? I rarely bother to leave the bath to take a dump.

[HonaloochieB]

Of course chaps have the advantage of being able to remain in the bath and pee without fouling up the Matey suds provided there's a sink to hand.

[Tarot]

I heard Dame Edna Everage say that , when she /he had ashow on the t.v.