The EDF Happiness Index - for today

[Annette Curtain]

(td)

;-)

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[Guest]

:( Tonsillitis

[DJKillaQueen]

[Huguenot]

Very happy to be home today from a dry (alcohol) country!!

Cold beer, cigarette. YAAAYY!!!

[mockney piers]

I could murder a cold beer right about now!!!

[karter]

We are sitting on a beach where it's around 26 degrees and it's beautiful.:)-D:)):)):))

[Jah Lush]

So why the fuck are you posting on here you big sad show off.

[Huguenot]

Well, here it's 11.10pm and I'm on my own with a beer - I'm just catching up :)

For karter I guess that despite the beauty, it's not particularly interesting - a bit like Gwyneth Paltrow.

[Jah Lush]

Gwnyeth Paltrow is a dog.

[Brendan]

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/2054/PreviewComp/SuperStock_2054-497654.jpg

[Jah Lush]

Woof woof.

[MrBen]

Free bar and tasteful striptease at the O2 tonight :)-D

[karter]

Someone please pour a litre of happiness down jah's throat...

[Jah Lush]

Burlesque Mr Ben? Very good.

I can't wait to get out of the office today. Being fed and watered tonight so should perk me up somewhat. Should I put a smiley on here? Nah! fuck it.

[Voyageur]

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/spezial/roderick/krank.gif

[DJKillaQueen]

On what do you base the 'Gwyneth Palthrow is a dog' statement? After all you probably don't know her, haven't worked with her etc.

[computedshorty]

Great news from my State Pension provider

" Your Pension will be increased on your Eightieth Birthday by 25 pence per week "

[Jah Lush]

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> On what do you base the 'Gwyneth Palthrow is a

> dog' statement? After all you probably don't know

> her, haven't worked with her etc.

She's a very plain Jane. Just look at her. Nothing pretty about her at all.

[Mick Mac]

Well. She"s not too bad really. If she is a dog then there are a lot of other dogs out there. She gets my vote just for looking "nice".

[DJKillaQueen]

I think she's attractive. Horses for courses. I take it Jah, that you are a doppelganger for George Clooney? ;-)

[????]

Please! Can we get back on topic.

:)-D

[RosieH]

Jah's a very handsome man, DJKQ, if, on this occasion, an uncharacteristically ungallant one. Don't doubt it.

Anyway, my happiness index just went through the roof:

1) I have fizzy vimto

2) a handsome man called me gorgeous

3) said handsome man invited me for champagne

Naturally I graciously declined as I have fizzy vimto to drink and work to pretend to do while actually fannying about on here. But still, this is a nice end to a shitty week. So I'll give it a:(tu)(tu):)-D (which is most unlike me)

[Mick Mac]

"elllo gorgeous...."

was he driving a white van ?

[HonaloochieB]

Sorry RosieH but fizzy or not, it's still an anagram of vomit.

[RosieH]

Oh ye of little faith.

(and Hona, you're just plain wrong honey: fizzy vimto = nectar of the gods)

:)-D>:D:D:D:D<