Hello..

[Simonet]

Hi Guys I'm a Male who has joined this Forum to interact, ask and try to answer questions and share knowledge.

[Narnia]

Hello. Hope you enjoy it.

[PeckhamRose]

Hi Simonet. Welcome to the forum. Here's one for you. How come it has taken more than five months and I still have not got my CRB check yet? (I'm not a criminal by the way!)

[Dickensman]

Hi Si,

could you forward by private message next weeks winning lottery numbers.

Thank you in anticipation!

[felt-tip]

what is et short for?

[Dickensman]

etherealizing......perhaps.

[tommy]

felt-tip Wrote:

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> what is et short for?

Cos he's got little legs...

[womanofdulwich]

can you help with quadratic equations??

[Michael Palaeologus]

Welcome Simonet.

As you can see the East Dulwich Forum is full of wits.

[DJKillaQueen]

Wilkommen Bienvenue Welcome....... Simonet....!

[Simonet]

PeckhamRose Wrote:

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> Hi Simonet. Welcome to the forum. Here's one for

> you. How come it has taken more than five months

> and I still have not got my CRB check yet? (I'm

> not a criminal by the way!)

I can not really explain that PeckhamRose except to say that my friend who was a long-term Biker had the same problem.

They were looking for Hells Angels links with him that did not exist.

[Simonet]

DICKENSMAN Wrote:

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> Hi Si,

>

> could you forward by private message next weeks

> winning lottery numbers.

>

> Thank you in anticipation!

Lets keep it to ourselves but I have it on good authority that they are x, xx, xx, x, xx and xx. ( I have sent the unscrambled answers to you by PM ) .

P.S. A little tip when doing the lottery numbers.

Try to choose the numbers after 31 as many people do "Birthdays" and this reduces the prospect of sharing with too many people should you be fortunate. It would be interesting if 1,2,3,4,5,6 came in as there would probably be 100,000 "Winners" lol

[Narnia]

Are you our new Leader?

[expat]

(I'm not a criminal by the way!)

But if you were a criminal would you say so?

[HonaloochieB]

Well you might but you would automatically be excluded from the 'master' cohort.

Probably goon third class or something.

[Simonet]

Narnia Wrote:

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> Are you our new Leader?

Only spiritually Narnia.

Thanks for the welcome by the way!(tu)

[Simonet]

expat Wrote:

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> (I'm not a criminal by the way!)

> But if you were a criminal would you say so?

I'm not but I did once conceal a paper I bought in a Supermarket as I suddenly realised that I did not have enough money for Dog food for Fido and the paper. I still feel guilty and I'm not even a Catholic.

p.s. The name of "Fido" has been protected as I'm aware he would be guilty by association for my inexcusable behaviour.

[Simonet]

felt-tip Wrote:

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> what is et short for?

Just thought it sounded sofisticated, like.

[Weegee]

Hey Simonet

Welcome to East Dulwich Forum!

I would like to invite you to our EDF Xmas Drinks this Friday night at 8pm.

They take place at The Lodge (next to EDT) on Lordship Lane.

It would be a great opportunity for you to meet loads of regulars from the forum!

:)-D

[Tarot]

Hi Simonet, Do you answer specific questions, or just general ones? Happy posting.

[Simonet]

Tarot Wrote:

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> Hi Simonet, Do you answer specific questions, or

> just general ones? Happy posting.

Very selective ones Tarot. lol

[Simonet]

Weegee Wrote:

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> Hey Simonet

>

> Welcome to East Dulwich Forum!

>

> I would like to invite you to our EDF Xmas Drinks

> this Friday night at 8pm.

>

> They take place at The Lodge (next to EDT) on

> Lordship Lane.

You are more than kind but I have a prior engagement covering this Friday but Thanks anyway and hope you all have a great time!:)-D

[Narnia]

Simonet Wrote:

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> > Are you our new Leader?

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> Only spiritually Narnia.

>

> Thanks for the welcome by the way!(tu)

ONLY spiritually. My god, that's plenty. When do you start and what should we do?

[Simonet]

Narnia Wrote:

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> > Only spiritually Narnia.

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> > Thanks for the welcome by the way!(tu)

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> ONLY spiritually. My god, that's plenty. When do

> you start and what should we do?

Join me in a rousing rendition of Knees Up Mother Brown on the old Joanna in The Half Moon on Sunday.:)-D

[womanofdulwich]

yes,but do you answer specific questions on quadratic equations simonet?

I think you should set out now what you are the master of. In fact shouldn't we all?

(I am the master/mistress of quince jelly making BTW )