'uman rights

[louisiana]

Today, I have been accosted by some demolition peeps undertaking unlawful work (according to Southwark council; Southwark planning enforcement due to visit, when they get a moment in their busy schedule) a few feet from my bedroom window, who said I was contravening their ooman rights by taking photos of what they were doing with a 30-foot-high caterpillar (major works, none with permission).

I feel I'm in the midst of an Partridge sketch.

What is the craziest citation of 'uman rights that you have come across?

[Ladymuck]

I suspect this isn't the response you want, but that (for me) is the funniest post of the day. You being relatively pedantic and all (that's meant in a nice way BTW).

'uman rights/ooman rights!

F-ucking 'ilarious!

*in absolute stitches*

[louisiana]

Titter ye not, LM :)

It was two different guys, BTW, one being an ooman, and t'other an 'uman (the foreman chappie).

[Ladymuck]

Still tittering I'm afraid.

Karn elp it.

[louisiana]

*puts on stern Frankie Howerd face*

[Narnia]

Agree with LM. You have a career in comedy sketchwriting if you want it I think.

[Ladymuck]

Hey Narnia, you two should team up...

...with you and your Christmas cracker/ice lolly stick jokes the opportunities are boundless.

I'd pay!

[Pearson]

louisiana Wrote:

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I was contravening their ooman rights by

> taking photos of what they were doing with a

> 30-foot-high caterpillar

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with this? :http://ourblessedarrows.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/giantwoollybear.jpg

[Ladymuck]

What IS that?

It doesn't appear to have any legs.

I trust you considered that poor beast's human rights before you took the picture.

[Pearson]

So it's not a 30-foot-high caterpillar?

[Ladymuck]

Caterpillars have legs.

[Pearson]

That has legs, lots of them... just can't see them.

For sure, it's a bit hairy. But we can work on that, no?

[Ladymuck]

mmmmmmmmmm...

NO

Seriously though, what IS it? It has the face of a seal but the body of a Peruvian Llama minus the legs.

[Pearson]

Internet meme is 'Turdbeast'

I guess it's just a photoshopped Llama!

[Ladymuck]

Hmmm, I can see why it might be called that. I was just beginning to warm to it too. It has a cute nose and whiskers.

Poor louisiana must be wondering what all this has to do with oooman rights LOL!

[DJKillaQueen]

I want one of those.......bored with cats!

[Pearson]

Ladymuck Wrote:

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> Poor louisiana must be wondering what all this has

> to do with oooman rights LOL!

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Sorry louisiana for contravening your ooman rights by derailing your thread.

[Ladymuck]

*titters quietly*

[louisiana]

I have no rights.

A llamapillar would have been preferable to the grotty, noisy machinery that turned up on site. As long as it doesn't put its claws into the new carpet. They've been at it again this morning. So much for planning enforcement, Southwark-stylee.