Joke: Warning...only read if you have a sense of Humour!

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

A man went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I've got a problem, but if you're going to treat it, first you've got to promise not to laugh."

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," the man said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor has ever seen. Unable to control himself, the doctor fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," he said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen."

>:D< made me laugh anyway!

[giggirl]

The joke isn't very funny but the thread title is hilarious - made me smile - thanks.

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

I must be a simpleton, because I laughed for ages at the joke...:(

[Asset]

Takes all sorts I suppose.

There is a joke thread already, best to post jokes there.

[Keef]

I thought it was pretty good, don't listen to them.

[giggirl]

Here's my favourite joke du jour:

What's green and flies?

An eco-hypocrite

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

Ahh it is ok, Asset has been posting on my posts going on about old threads, think I am irking him off with my threads!

In case you have not noticed Asset, I am new!! So my questions to me are new and fresh even though you probably had the discussion etc months ago on a thread and it is old hat to you.

Thanks for the welcome!

[Marmora Man]

HeidiHi Wrote:

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> Ahh it is ok, Asset has been posting on my posts

> going on about old threads, think I am irking him

> off with my threads!

I think Asset maybe a "her" and like many women I know - tidy minded! Keeping colours together when washing, jokes together when posting.

[Asset]

I don't mean to be unwelcoming just continuing what other people are also trying to do on here.

One of the suggested uses for the forum is doing a search before starting a new thread to see if it has already been done as you will see if you read the section 'about this forum - terms of use'. There is no issue about resurrecting old threads but it might be worthwhile seeing if it has been discussed before and if you have something worthwhile to add to do it there.

MM - exactly, nothing wrong with a tidy mind! Do you want your undies going pink?

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

Well I am so sorry for not reading the terms and conditions and being perfect:(

I like pink!

[Asset]

thought you might say that

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

HeidiHi Wrote:

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> Well I am so sorry for not reading the terms and

> conditions and being perfect:(

>

>

> I like pink!

Great...you can read minds too! what am I thinking now??:))

[Asset]

Couldn't possibly repeat it on a public forum

[Dulwich Born And Bred]

Asset Wrote:

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> Couldn't possibly repeat it on a public forum

Excellent! Thanks for making me laugh, I have had the worst week of my life, and though you did put my nose out of joint at the beginning you have made me laugh at the end so that is good! Things can only get better!:)

[Asset]

see, I do have a sense of humour

[Marmora Man]

Asset Wrote:

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> MM - exactly, nothing wrong with a tidy mind! Do

> you want your undies going pink?

Thanks for the qestuion - I don't want to wash my linen in public! Pink wouldn't suit me tho'.

[Narnia]

Perhaps a new thread on the subject of 'Pink' is in order!

[giggirl]

I'm wearing Pink knickers too. I didn't think EDF forum was one of THOSE sorts of forums.

[Asset]

yes but they never go a nice even pink do they - it's all splodgy. nothing against pink myself.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Declan - are you related to Sean and Asset?

[Asset]

I'm not Irish.

[Narnia]

giggirl Wrote:

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> I'm wearing Pink knickers too. I didn't think EDF

> forum was one of THOSE sorts of forums.

Which forums would they be???????????

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

You know Declan, the sort where perverted men dress in green and white and ask for a thrashing from those of the south american persuasion.

[Narnia]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> You know Declan, the sort where perverted men

> dress in green and white and ask for a thrashing

> from those of the south american persuasion.

What's perverted about that?

[Narnia]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> Declan - are you related to Sean and Asset?

Of course I'm related to Sean....he's Irish isn't he? bound to be. I'm off to watch the match!