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If you are in advertising, as in dropping leaflets through my door then read my ad below.




Hey...


Yes you !


Want to save money on expensive dentistry ?


http://comps.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/BDX/BDX128/bxp28275.jpg



Then stop putting your fucking leaflets through my door.


( now the strap line/ insert jingle )




Coz I really want to punch your pancake shaped face in.



http://uwau.org/files/Boxing_Glove.jpg


( Fade out/ jingle )

(6):X:))

Frequently the advertiser's have several names,


each of whom landed a big account then promptly upped and left the original firm to enter another advertising agency


obtaining a partnership, so they all have names like 'Whipit, Gerritt, Teckit,and Shuvit' or


"Theevage, Snaffler, Plundahs and Scarper".


They really deserve each other.

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