Strange PM - Anyone else get one?

[Narnia]

''I am sorry just was trying to be nice. I don't understand what happen now

explain about why I haven't be able to meet you. Does it.

But if you plans has change now don't worry did not happen anything

am sorry and please ignore my messages one day you will find out what I mean.

I was not going to waste your time I THINK we are missing something that you

and I never had hope one day we find what we always want.

PM ME if you change your mind again.''

What would you think if a complete stranger sent you this?

[Huguenot]

I'd think it's probably a bot. File under 'machine pretending to be human'. :)

[Narnia]

So that machine could create a user name here?

[KalamityKel]

You should reply with some nonsense completely not related to the PM and see the response you get... can b quite amusing sometimes ;-)

[Huguenot]

Yeah unfortunately Narnia, there have been three machine posters on the site that I've seen in the last couple of weeks. Posting similar kinds of stuff.

Sometimes they're commercial, sometimes malicious, and sometimes just sad nerds having fun trying to see who responds and thinks they're human. If people think they're human they win geek points and passe exams.

Either way, just blank it.

[Narnia]

Well ok, but this machine picked me. Why? Don't tell me it's just random.

[Huguenot]

No, there were quite a few other people who had similar PM stuff earlier.

It's never random - computers are rubbish at 'random'. It's often difficult to understand their calculations, so it can appear to be random. But it's not. Nor does it mean you can do anything about it.

Forgezi etc. ;-)

[Annette Curtain]

Well....feast your eyes on mine Narn's

( and I thought I was specially chosen )

Sorry * well known forumites name here * but I don't understand @#$%off is something I don't here everyday.

I just wish ou friendship would of stay as it was when I met you.

On this ocasion you are wrong. You are a nice guy wish you all the best but please

with you next hanting be more sweet.

Becouse really hurts I always wanted to see you but I received an e-mail from your previous state agent girlfriend asking me to move out from the forum becouse guys

here are always looking for fresh meets every 6 months or so once they have try the once

they don't want anymore.

END.

Now I'm not computer expert but this is generated by a computer/sado/geek is it.

Hey ho.

* cancels west end hotel booking *

N(?)

*there's more

[Jilda Buchaman]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Well....feast your eyes on mine Narn's

>

> ( and I thought I was specially chosen )

>

> Sorry * well known forumites name here * but I

> don't understand @#$%off is something I don't here

> everyday.

>

> I just wish ou friendship would of stay as it was

> when I met you.

> On this ocasion you are wrong. You are a nice guy

> wish you all the best but please

> with you next hanting be more sweet.

>

> Becouse really hurts I always wanted to see you

> but I received an e-mail from your previous state

> agent girlfriend asking me to move out from the

> forum becouse guys

> here are always looking for fresh meets every 6

> months or so once they have try the once

> they don't want anymore.

>

> END.

>

> Now I'm not computer expert but this is generated

> by a computer/sado/geek is it.

>

> Hey ho.

>

> * cancels west end hotel booking *

>

> N(?)

>

> *there's more

BINGO

So you know what is going on is that right !......That means you know me isn't it!

I have 2 people tracing your staff including my husband....

you are doing what you please with your customers. You have not show any respect and education. Mr Qualify

On the other hand all of us here are dissapointed becouse we couldn't get you out of the office

for a picture and would of be our last p.....

Never mind we know who who you are.

[Jilda Buchaman]

Narnia Wrote:

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> ''I am sorry just was trying to be nice. I don't

> understand what happen now

> explain about why I haven't be able to meet you.

> Does it.

>

> But if you plans has change now don't worry did

> not happen anything

> am sorry and please ignore my messages one day you

> will find out what I mean.

>

>

> I was not going to waste your time I THINK we are

> missing something that you

> and I never had hope one day we find what we

> always want.

>

>

> PM ME if you change your mind again.''

>

> What would you think if a complete stranger sent

> you this?

HOW DISSAPOINTED AGAIN YOU REFUSE TO MEET ME.

The Lady was bullied on several threads buy a group of maniatics

hard to beleive were they work.

[Narnia]

The computer speaks out?

[Annette Curtain]

Jilda Buchaman Wrote:

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> Annette Curtain Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Well....feast your eyes on mine Narn's

> >

> > ( and I thought I was specially chosen )

> >

> > Sorry * well known forumites name here * but I

> > don't understand @#$%off is something I don't

> here

> > everyday.

> >

> > I just wish ou friendship would of stay as it

> was

> > when I met you.

> > On this ocasion you are wrong. You are a nice

> guy

> > wish you all the best but please

> > with you next hanting be more sweet.

> >

> > Becouse really hurts I always wanted to see you

> > but I received an e-mail from your previous

> state

> > agent girlfriend asking me to move out from the

> > forum becouse guys

> > here are always looking for fresh meets every 6

> > months or so once they have try the once

> > they don't want anymore.

> >

> > END.

> >

> > Now I'm not computer expert but this is

> generated

> > by a computer/sado/geek is it.

> >

> > Hey ho.

> >

> > * cancels west end hotel booking *

> >

> > N(?)

> >

> > *there's more

>

>

> BINGO

>

> So you know what is going on is that right

> !......That means you know me isn't it!

>

> I have 2 people tracing your staff including my

> husband....

>

> you are doing what you please with your customers.

> You have not show any respect and education. Mr

> Qualify

>

> On the other hand all of us here are dissapointed

> becouse we couldn't get you out of the office

>

> for a picture and would of be our last p.....

>

> Never mind we know who who you are.

Dear Jilda ( model XXTZ-55609765-66721I.EU )

You sound fun, maybe we should meet up.( though don't tell your husband Mr.Qualify. )

Just think of the fun we could have, me with my wonderful sense of humour and you with all that processing power.

Hey who who knows, maybe sparks would fly and you'd blow a fuse.

Let me know if there's a chance, nothing heavy at first. Maybe you could download a bit while I pinch a couple of your chips.

Your new ( randomly selected ) friend.

BINGO

[Jah Lush]

Yep! I've had quite a few. Bloody annoying.

[Sue]

Annette C, :))

[DJKillaQueen]

I thought Belen was the one sending those pms........ps just saw he/she has been deactivated.

[Jah Lush]

Mine were from Belen and Jilda Buchanan. I got ten all in all and one that was mis-directed and ended up in Annette's inbox. Nice. She likes that sort of thing.

[Annette Curtain]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Mine were from Belen and Jilda Buchanan. I got ten

> all in all and one that was mis-directed and ended

> up in Annette's inbox. Nice. She likes that sort

> of thing.

Indeed.

Oooo one in the wrong box, suits me sir!

* wipes tear *

N::o

[Annette Curtain]

DJKillaQueen Wrote:

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> I thought Belen was the one sending those

> pms........ps just saw he/she has been

> deactivated.

Oh no, did you get her telephone/serial/model number ?

( we were just getting to know each other )

N(?)

[Laddy Muck]

No PMs to you any more...

[maxxi]

Seeing these resurrected threads and finding, behind some names, the usual legend "This user doesn't exist or has been deactivated." made me wonder... has anyone to whom this notice applies ever NOT been deactivated (whether by choice or as punishment)?

I mean, is it possible (and admin seems to imply it is not only possible but common) that some of these posters just do not exist? Have never existed? That searching for them in the first place is an act of folly bordering on madness?

I may have to sleep with the light on.