Brendan Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Come to think of it. Surely nom de plume is not the correct term for your name on an internet forum? (I know I was the one to bring it up) I think nom de clavier would be more fitting. (or is my french completely off there?)Well the correct term is Handle or Username but this is East Dulwich and we wouldn?t want to offend Dulwichmum with plebeian language now would we. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45816 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Indeed Mr Brendan,I like to think of my name as a nom de caviar.Do you smoke roll-ups yourself? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45829 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I smoke roll-mops sometimes. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45837 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Alan Dale Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> That's 9 out of 1,100 isn't it?> > What's that as a percentage?Hmm fair enough, but add up the combined posts (in fact, just mine and Piers' will do), and you'll have a much higher percentage of he total posts. How many of those 1,100 have posted on here?PS. DM, I just smoke homegrown... Silver Rizla anyone? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45843 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Strewth Keef - "Trustworthy"?Stead with that kind of accusation! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45844 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Hmm... nom de canap?s? I don?t smoke roll-mops but I recently bought a wonderful enamel inlaid Victorian caviar pipe from an antique shop on ?the lane?. When you say Penge DM you are of course pronouncing it - paan - ch? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I'd be curious what the proportion of total posts the, say +800 posters account for.There was a time that Keef and I accounted for 20% of total posts, but I'd say those heady days are long long gone. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45868 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annasfield Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Blimey - I've just checked mine 359, well now 360. ::o Only registered at the end of April. Time to go cold turkey me thinks. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45873 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 9 is 0.82% of 1,100.Or to be more precise 0.818181818%. I wonder how long that pattern would continue, given a wide enough calculator screen...I think I'll leave it to someone else to work out the proportion of total posts the 9 represent. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45885 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Dale Posted October 10, 2007 Author Share Posted October 10, 2007 82 basis points?! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45888 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Annasfield Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Blimey - I've just checked mine 359, well now 360.> ::o Only registered at the end of April. Time to> go cold turkey me thinks.360? You don't know your born love... This is my 2,906th!!!!!!I really need to get a more interesting job! :-$ Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45964 Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_birdseye Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Lots of Forums classify their users according to how many posts they have made. What would the categories for this forum be? Perhpas if we narrowed it down to posts made during working hours it would be as follows:0-100 Busy Person100-500 Occasionally Busy Person500-1000 Not busy enough1000-2000 Unemployed/Soon to be fired2000 + Keef, MP, SeanMcG Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annasfield Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Yes but you know everyone and have been doing it longer ;-)I'm just shocked there are so many. I need to get out more :-S or work harder.... Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keef Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Get out more, great, I'll join you for a beer anytime... Work harder..... err..... *shifts in seat* Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-45997 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChavWivaLawDegree Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I'm using cognitive behavioural therapy to slowly reduce my dependance. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-46022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 I'm fcuked really aren't I.I think I need a more interesting job.Anyone .. anyone ... Bueller? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-46067 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 1,431 since March...I really should be writing that novel that I always said I would, either that or get a more interesting job. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-46103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 All your thoughts on this echo mine so closely I?m getting depressed. Right what to do next? Do some writing, perhaps even for work? Browse the Guardian Jobs website? Check the EDF? Sit here and daydream about beer and cigarettes? Do all that boring administration I?ve been putting off for weeks?I?ll think about it on a trip to the coffee machine. Mochachino anyone? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-46106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 capt_birdseye Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> Lots of Forums classify their users according to> how many posts they have made. What would the> categories for this forum be? Perhpas if we> narrowed it down to posts made during working> hours it would be as follows:> > 0-100 Busy Person> 100-500 Occasionally Busy Person> 500-1000 Not busy enough> 1000-2000 Unemployed/Soon to be fired> 2000 + Keef, MP, SeanMcGI hope these aren't right, as I seem to have crept past the 1,000 mark without noticing. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-46108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brendan Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Blimey me too! ::o Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-46111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockney piers Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 and you've had a busy few months, so you must REALLY pack it in during the quiet times!! (says 2,700+ man :-$) Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-46112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuvPeckham Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Question Where is Dulwich Mum in this conversation? Not one response from her, nahada, zip, nothing.... Has she foresaken us for a better (or worse) forum ? Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-46157 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 Darling LuvPeckham,I cannot join in the conversation during the day as my employer will chop off my... internet connection. Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-46166 Share on other sites More sharing options...
batdog Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Ha...Ha...Dear sweet D-Mum,What employer are you talking about ???You haven't got one !!!! >:D< Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-47480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dulwichmum Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 OHMYGOD!!!You have returned!!!I need to lie down, I can feel one of my heads coming on...You made my heart skip a beat when I say you signed in - but first let me explain!I am a working mother - did I not say? I thought we were at The Penthouse together? I thought we understood eachother? I feel sure that we have met! Link to comment https://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/topic/1648-keef-amanda-and-dulwich-mum/page/3/#findComment-47494 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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