Keef, Amanda and Dulwich Mum

[Brendan]

Come to think of it. Surely nom de plume is not the correct term for your name on an internet forum? (I know I was the one to bring it up) I think nom de clavier would be more fitting. (or is my french completely off there?)

Well the correct term is Handle or Username but this is East Dulwich and we wouldn?t want to offend Dulwichmum with plebeian language now would we.

[dulwichmum]

Indeed Mr Brendan,

I like to think of my name as a nom de caviar.

Do you smoke roll-ups yourself?

[mockney piers]

I smoke roll-mops sometimes.

[Keef]

Alan Dale Wrote:

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> That's 9 out of 1,100 isn't it?

>

> What's that as a percentage?

Hmm fair enough, but add up the combined posts (in fact, just mine and Piers' will do), and you'll have a much higher percentage of he total posts. How many of those 1,100 have posted on here?

PS. DM, I just smoke homegrown... Silver Rizla anyone?

[Michael Palaeologus]

Strewth Keef - "Trustworthy"?

Stead with that kind of accusation!

[Brendan]

Hmm... nom de canap?s?

I don?t smoke roll-mops but I recently bought a wonderful enamel inlaid Victorian caviar pipe from an antique shop on ?the lane?.

When you say Penge DM you are of course pronouncing it - paan - ch?

[mockney piers]

I'd be curious what the proportion of total posts the, say +800 posters account for.

There was a time that Keef and I accounted for 20% of total posts, but I'd say those heady days are long long gone.

[Annasfield]

Blimey - I've just checked mine 359, well now 360. ::o Only registered at the end of April. Time to go cold turkey me thinks.

[Ant]

9 is 0.82% of 1,100.

Or to be more precise 0.818181818%. I wonder how long that pattern would continue, given a wide enough calculator screen...

I think I'll leave it to someone else to work out the proportion of total posts the 9 represent.

[Alan Dale]

82 basis points?!

[Keef]

Annasfield Wrote:

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> Blimey - I've just checked mine 359, well now 360.

> ::o Only registered at the end of April. Time to

> go cold turkey me thinks.

360? You don't know your born love... This is my 2,906th!!!!!!

I really need to get a more interesting job! :-$

[capt_birdseye]

Lots of Forums classify their users according to how many posts they have made. What would the categories for this forum be? Perhpas if we narrowed it down to posts made during working hours it would be as follows:

0-100 Busy Person

100-500 Occasionally Busy Person

500-1000 Not busy enough

1000-2000 Unemployed/Soon to be fired

2000 + Keef, MP, SeanMcG

[Annasfield]

Yes but you know everyone and have been doing it longer ;-)

I'm just shocked there are so many. I need to get out more :-S or work harder....

[Keef]

Get out more, great, I'll join you for a beer anytime... Work harder..... err..... *shifts in seat*

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I'm using cognitive behavioural therapy to slowly reduce my dependance.

[mockney piers]

I'm fcuked really aren't I.

I think I need a more interesting job.

Anyone .. anyone ... Bueller?

[Jah Lush]

1,431 since March...I really should be writing that novel that I always said I would, either that or get a more interesting job.

[Brendan]

All your thoughts on this echo mine so closely I?m getting depressed.

Right what to do next? Do some writing, perhaps even for work? Browse the Guardian Jobs website? Check the EDF? Sit here and daydream about beer and cigarettes? Do all that boring administration I?ve been putting off for weeks?

I?ll think about it on a trip to the coffee machine. Mochachino anyone?

[Ant]

capt_birdseye Wrote:

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> Lots of Forums classify their users according to

> how many posts they have made. What would the

> categories for this forum be? Perhpas if we

> narrowed it down to posts made during working

> hours it would be as follows:

>

> 0-100 Busy Person

> 100-500 Occasionally Busy Person

> 500-1000 Not busy enough

> 1000-2000 Unemployed/Soon to be fired

> 2000 + Keef, MP, SeanMcG

I hope these aren't right, as I seem to have crept past the 1,000 mark without noticing.

[Brendan]

Blimey me too! ::o

[mockney piers]

and you've had a busy few months, so you must REALLY pack it in during the quiet times!! (says 2,700+ man :-$)

[LuvPeckham]

Question

Where is Dulwich Mum in this conversation?

Not one response from her, nahada, zip, nothing....

Has she foresaken us for a better (or worse) forum ?

[dulwichmum]

Darling LuvPeckham,

I cannot join in the conversation during the day as my employer will chop off my... internet connection.

[batdog]

Ha...Ha...

Dear sweet D-Mum,

What employer are you talking about ???

You haven't got one !!!! >:D<

[dulwichmum]

OHMYGOD!!!

You have returned!!!

I need to lie down, I can feel one of my heads coming on...

You made my heart skip a beat when I say you signed in - but first let me explain!

I am a working mother - did I not say? I thought we were at The Penthouse together? I thought we understood eachother? I feel sure that we have met!