Hugenot Located

[Marmora Man]

We have been led to believe that Hugenot lives in Singapore and lectures on Management Theory.

Wrong!

He has been located less than 5 miles from here in Wandsworth, serving the discerning diner.

[DJKillaQueen]

Off to firebomb the place now ;)

[Loz]

You're lucky DJKQ that that place isn't located in an airport...

[DJKillaQueen]

OMG..that is scary! Thank goodness I put a wink icon at the end.....

[Mick Mac]

Especially since you have killa in your name.

[PeckhamRose]

Some people just have no sense of humour.

[HonaloochieB]

I am absolutely Hank right now, I could murder an egg, chips and Basil Fawlty impression.

[Atticus]

I often think about what people on the forum 'really' look like. This, of course is just my imagination...

I have Huguenot as handsome, middle aged, middle class man with longish hair that is swept back put keeps falling over his eyes, which permits him the annoying habit of constantly tossing his head in an attempt to flick it back. He does this every time he reads a post that annoys him, which, is most of the time.

He's attired in expensive, casual clothes, yet, he still manages to appear slightly scruffy but given his slight eccentric tendencies, he cares little.

His dark green jumbo corduroy trousers have been faithful servants for many winters and rather uncomfortably, many summers too.

On a hot day, he allows himself the privilege of a short sleeve shirt (all buttons fastened to the top), as he strolls down to the newsagents to fetch his paper of choice, he catches a glimpse of himself in a shop window. He realises his shirt is unironed, he quickly ignores this fact as he catches glimpse of a screaming headline rant fronting one of the papers on show. Tutting his way back home, he has already penned his latest EDF post in his head.

The kettle clicks as the laptop pops open, Huguenot's huge fingers scroll down to 'East Dulwich Forum' and eventually he finds the 'start a new thread section'... the next two hours of the day are neatly taken care of.

[mockney piers]

Not bad; give your imaginary Huguenot a quick trim at the barbers, change the cords to slacks (cords, in Singapore, are you mad?!) and accept that everyday is a hot day near the equator, and you're pretty much there!!

[Laddy Muck]

> I have Huguenot as handsome...

Huguenot handsome? Never thought about that one before. BUT there is definitely a cute boyish charm in evidence...somewhere...I've seen it, hubby has seen it...

...beneath the masquerade of Huge-know-it-all...there is I tell you, there is...honest guv:))

[Huguenot]

So much love x

[Laddy Muck]

MWAH x

[Moos]

Hee hee!

[Annette Curtain]

Laddy Muck Wrote:

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> MWAH x

Manc's Wail After Hammering ?

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I believe I've found Huge on Facefuck...not in a BBW type stalk.... just by mutual friends, but hope to see the fella for a beer in the flesh one day if he ever visits old haunts.

[Annette Curtain]

Laddy Muck Wrote:

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> MWAH x

Muck Wails After Hammering ?

( that's more like it )

N(tu)

[Laddy Muck]

Are you referring to tomorrow's game Netty?

[Annette Curtain]

Annette Curtain Wrote:

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> Laddy Muck Wrote:

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> Muck Wails After Hammering ?

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> ( that's more like it )

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> N(tu)

> MWAH x

Me Watched Arsenal Huck-it-up

( again )

N(6)

[Laddy Muck]

At least you weren't forced to support LLL....God, I can't even say it....LLLLIVER...nope...can't do it...:X