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Traditionally one would foment reveolution rather than ferment (which creates beer), but in this case Snorks I'm particularly impressed by the play on words from an ED perspective.


I can picture an ED 'Shaun of the Dead' moment with the upright but demented citizens of ED viciously mixing grains and adding yeast... bag after bag, vat after vat with a relentless and deranged determination to overthrow the government by sheer weight of wort.

Let's have a chain store pie throwing competition! We can get managers of Starbucks, Nero, GBK, M&S, White Stuff all to stick their heads through a hole in a wall while the local ED residents throw cream pies at them. Maybe have prizes from local independent business owners such as a free coffee from Drum, a yummy greek salad from EDD, a rack of lamb from William Rose or maybe a free dinner at Thai Corner!

Quaywe Wrote:

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> Let's have a chain store pie throwing competition!

> We can get managers of Starbucks, Nero, GBK, M&S,

> White Stuff all to stick their heads through a

> hole in a wall while the local ED residents throw

> cream pies at them. Maybe have prizes from local

> independent business owners such as a free coffee

> from Drum, a yummy greek salad from EDD, a rack of

> lamb from William Rose or maybe a free dinner at

> Thai Corner!


"local business owners" has the same chilling ring and demographic to it as "anti paedophile" and " anti congestion charge"

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