Scandalous

[DJKillaQueen]

It takes two to tango though......can't put it all on Imogen.....

So is it Michael Owen or Ryan Giggs then?

[Jah Lush]

Who cares?

[Ted Max]

For fuxache: here, for the hard of Googling, is your friendly rundown of the current, untrue and scurrilous internet rumours.

Ryan Giggs is rumoured to have had three bits on the side on the go, all are injuncted, only Imogen Thomas' name has been made public so far.

Hugh Bonneville is rumoured to have paid for sex with the same woman as had a paid for threesome with Wayne Rooney.

Fred the Shred was at it with someone at RBS.

Alan Shearer is rumoured to have been nodding one in at Gabby Logan's (nee Yorath) back post, or something.

While everyone else is looking this way ('famous people having sex', wedding, calm down dear,) >(double dip, Syria, Yemen, Libya, Entire Met Police on Rupe's payroll etc)

[Ridgley]

JJF wrote

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Why can't Imogen whateverhernameis just walk about with his footy shirt on to reveal him? She's only banned from SPEAKING about him, right?

Interesting Idea but DJKQ is right it takes two but she is the one under fire why should he get way with it and go on pretending to be the model husband and family man.

[Jah Lush]

She knew he was a married man with kids when she started shagging him. Homewrecker.

[*Bob*]

Is this likely jeopardise his position - as The Face of Quorn?

[Loz]

[add 'meat eater' joke here]

[*Bob*]

In a short statement, read by Max Clifford, is was announced that Ryan is to quit his top job as the face of Quorn. As Mr Cifford explained, "Ryan prefers pork these days.."

[Loz]

Well, Welsh Rarebit was hardly on the menu, was it.

[Jah Lush]

Imogen Thomas is an anagram of Monogamist.

[Loz]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Imogen Thomas is an anagram of Monogamist.

Close. It's an anagram of "Monogamist, Eh".

And, more brilliantly, "Name: Moist Hog"

[TillieTrotter]

I agree Lush, what should we do with people like that a?

[Jah Lush]

Put a gagging order on her. She was gagging for it anyway. And so was he. Maybe they weren't getting enough at home. Gotta keep the home fires burning. Nudge nudge wink wink. No what I mean squire.

[LadyDeliah]

Jah, if a married man shags a single woman, why is it the woman's fault? He's the one who took wedding vows and broke them, not her.

[Yahira]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Put a gagging order on her. She was gagging for it

> anyway. And so was he. Maybe they weren't getting

> enough at home. Gotta keep the home fires burning.

> Nudge nudge wink wink. No what I mean squire.

(6) !!!!

[Annette Curtain]

Yahira Wrote:

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> Jah Lush Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > Put a gagging order on her. She was gagging for

> it

> > anyway. And so was he. Maybe they weren't

> getting

> > enough at home. Gotta keep the home fires

> burning.

> > Nudge nudge wink wink. No what I mean squire.

>

>

> (6) !!!!

:)

[Jah Lush]

I agree but she should know what she's getting herself into.

[Annette Curtain]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I agree but she should know what she's getting

> herself into.

And think of her "career", I mean how's a girl to earn her crust?

I know, maybe a new magazine called "Goodbye" instead of "Hello"

N(?)