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It is almost three years since Madge and Bobby Rawlinson pulled up roots and were arrested by the parks department. (The mandrakes screamed!)


Jeremy Sphincter has sailed for Australia after the poultry scare. (We won't mention HIM again.)


Old Mr. Trilonious stays on at the farm, now a broken man and an incurable alcoholic. Apart from his regular visits to the village shop for a couple of tins of "Ready Rub", he hardly goes out at all. And diverts his remaining years to breeding those beautiful guppies for which he is so rightly famous.


Sandra... smells.


Randy has turned in on himself - no mean feat for a forty stone man!

(And after all, he is still married to Sharon, and is only Paulette's father by the skin of his teeth!)


Poor Rosemary has her hands full at Rawlinson End, trying to bring up Timothy and Leticia, now at that difficult age when they start ...asking questions... and wanking.


Meanwhile...


Aubery

*I'm putting on my matron's hat.* The aim of this thread was to get a narrative going that made vague sense made up of just lyrics. Try and limit yourself to one/two lines at most and respond to the previous person's entry.


Cyber prize for the best link.


I offer as a restart Jah's lyric:


"And diverts his remaining years to breeding those beautiful guppies for which he is so rightly famous."

War is hell

When will it end

When will people start getting together again?

Are things really getting better

Like the newspapers say?

What else is new my friend?

Besides What I read

Can't find no work

Can't find no job my friend

money is tighter than it's ever been

Say man I just don't understand

what' going on across this land

Ah, what's happenin'Brother

I want to know what's in

What's the deal man

What's happenin'

Whats happenin' my man?

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