Thread consisting entirely of song lyrics

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Leap up and down wave your knickers in the air

[Jah Lush]

The skinny girl made it clear

that she only came here for the beer

[atila the gooner]

I was glad to come,

and I'll be sad to go,

but while I was here I had me a real good time!!!

[Keef]

I met her in a club down in old soho where you drink champaigne and it tastes just like cheryy cola.

[mockney piers]

any day now, how's about we get out of this place

[James]

I'm serious as cancer when I say that rhythm is a dancer

[atila the gooner]

you say high

I say low

you say why

and I say I don't know

[Jah Lush]

It is almost three years since Madge and Bobby Rawlinson pulled up roots and were arrested by the parks department. (The mandrakes screamed!)

Jeremy Sphincter has sailed for Australia after the poultry scare. (We won't mention HIM again.)

Old Mr. Trilonious stays on at the farm, now a broken man and an incurable alcoholic. Apart from his regular visits to the village shop for a couple of tins of "Ready Rub", he hardly goes out at all. And diverts his remaining years to breeding those beautiful guppies for which he is so rightly famous.

Sandra... smells.

Randy has turned in on himself - no mean feat for a forty stone man!

(And after all, he is still married to Sharon, and is only Paulette's father by the skin of his teeth!)

Poor Rosemary has her hands full at Rawlinson End, trying to bring up Timothy and Leticia, now at that difficult age when they start ...asking questions... and wanking.

Meanwhile...

Aubery

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

*I'm putting on my matron's hat.* The aim of this thread was to get a narrative going that made vague sense made up of just lyrics. Try and limit yourself to one/two lines at most and respond to the previous person's entry.

Cyber prize for the best link.

I offer as a restart Jah's lyric:

"And diverts his remaining years to breeding those beautiful guppies for which he is so rightly famous."

[mockney piers]

Bored of the life on the city of gold he'd left and let nobody know

[Brendan]

Aaah-ahha-ahya searching for ci-i-ties of gold

[Keef]

Awlays believe in your soul.

[James]

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper.

Wait a minute. Where's me jumper?

[Jah Lush]

Pull up to the bumper baby

in your long black limousine.

[Annasfield]

Goo goo g'joob! Expert texpert chocking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you.

[SeanMacGabhann]

cheers guys - I wondered where that post had got to as well!

[Michael Palaeologus]

and so:

Welcome back my friends, to the show that never ends

So glad you could attend, step inside step inside ..

[Incitatus]

On the inside the sun still shines,

And the rain falls down;

But the sun and rain are prisoners too,

When morning comes around.

[mockney piers]

Standing in the tall grass thinking nothing

You know we need oxygen to breath, oxygen to breath

[atila the gooner]

War is hell

When will it end

When will people start getting together again?

Are things really getting better

Like the newspapers say?

What else is new my friend?

Besides What I read

Can't find no work

Can't find no job my friend

money is tighter than it's ever been

Say man I just don't understand

what' going on across this land

Ah, what's happenin'Brother

I want to know what's in

What's the deal man

What's happenin'

Whats happenin' my man?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I'm disallowing Atila's entry and following Mockney with:

I can hear the grass grow

[atila the gooner]

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

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> I'm disallowing Atila's entry and following

> Mockney with:

>

> I can hear the grass grow

Down by the riverside (is that better??)

[Keef]

Pictre yourself on a boat on a river.

[atila the gooner]

Cos it's wonderful to be loved by you

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

You're the one that I want, ooo, ooo, ooo

[forgiven Atila]