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The Dulwich bound Turkey pours out his heart to the only friend that he has.


" I'm ever so worried about Christmas this year " he splutters as tears run down his face.

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"I know, me too" says the Dalek.


"Last year I wanted a bike but my mum didn't get me one"

Worried that she may get blown over in the hurricane whilst playing footy, DJKQ* finds a solution...


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*DJKQ, apologies if you don't look like a 1970's Italian player wearing tight fitting shorts ;-)

Are you sure? :)


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DJKQ feels the need to make sure her voice is heard at the next DH home game 'The referree is chit!'


Edited millions of times to correct the spelling of broken arm tying!

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