Can we have a General issues/gossip topic?

[Ant]

Perhaps he's out on a mission of derring-do.

[Keef]

In all seriousness, I wonder if he's a bit annoyed, as he seemed to take offence at some posts in the Quiet Room, which were not meant offensively....

If that's the case BatDog, then forgive us all!!!

If that's not the case, and you are in fact on a dangerous underground mission, then come back safely, as DM's heart is so fragile, I don't think she could handle loosing you! :-S

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Batdog,

What Keef says is true, every word. I am reclined here on a chaise in the Lounge, with my heart all a flutter. I feel so very fragile indeed! I am sure my ailment is of a cardiac nature...

[Michael Palaeologus]

I hope he can forgive me for castrating him in the Quiet Room. Didnt mean it.

D-M made me do it by turning him into a virtually incontinent dog.

Sorry D-M , that hasnt done much for your Catholic guilt has it?

Anyway D-M according to your Blog you worsip the very ground that James walks upon, this Batdog fixation is possibly a tad unhealthy.....calm yourself.

[dulwichmum]

You are right Mr Mikewbate - it is just that Mr Batdog sounds so very attractive, and he really knows how to cheer a girl up.

[bald marauder]

Maybe someone should post some 'Missing dog' posters around ED? By Lordship Lane roundabout, outside Somerfield, maybe North Cross Road? Where is Mr Batdog known to hang out?

[batdog]

D-Mum, Keef, Mikewbate and everyone else....

I am not offended... Love, hate, offence are for ordinary beings, I am extraordinary... I do not love, do not hate do not take offence... I only ENJOY ( life is too short to be bitter )... I was just busy ...hunting...fox-hunters in se22.

>:D<

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Batdog,

I am a broken woman, you don't love? You just enjoy food from who-ever fills your bowl! You are just another man afterall!

[batdog]

Dear D-Mum,

My previous post doesn't say that at all, the word "enjoy" includes everything that you humans split in several other words.

Enjoy means: enjoy life ( not only food ) it is up to the receiver of the message to have own interpretation. I have no time for "hate" and "offence" ( I'll leave that to ordinary beings )

I am just saying that life is too short to be bitter. Please don't be broken, be happy. :)

[Michael Palaeologus]

DM - Have you thought of Confession? It is good for the soul.

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Mikewbate - you sound like my mother!

I am a broken woman, Mr Batdog doesn't care for me anymore. He is the milk in my latte, the cream in my cake, the dog in my bag...

He cares for me not (sob)!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Steady D-M, remember you are British.

Look to the far-lit uplands of the soul, ponder on the wonderous life that you live, albeit with a Protestant Welshman, gaze at your beautiful children and your au-pair currently blacking the grate.

Then ............ do some serious shopping for frippery. Buy shoes, bags and chocolate - you will feel better.

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Mikewbate,

Thank you for your kind encouraging support. However, my mother informs me regularly that I am not British - although I may as well be since I married a Protestant!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Ignore your mother - I do all the time (mine as well as yours). What do they know of the high-octane life that we young folks have to live?

Are you "not British" as result of being born a Catholic?

[dulwichmum]

But no darling man, I am not British because I was born in a foreign land!

[CrystalClear]

Should have popped in here before asking my previous question really! (On the where abouts of the man known as Batdog).

DM - to avoid getting lounged (it doesn't sound like a Good thing). I was coupled, but I am single again now (whirlwind romance), so the sock darning is a task I must take on myself. Guess I could just buy some. Or meet a girl who finds joy in darning old socks. Might be another quick relationship that one.

[batdog]

Hey D-Mum,

Have you gone a bit out of control ? ;-) Or maybe your lent "abstinence" is starting to show serious side effects ...HA..HA... Hope is the second case because it's easy "adjustable".

Even we dogs have "exceptions" to our rules, you are my "special exception" otherwise why would I keep your superbra in a special built crystal box ( swarovsky of course ) ?? ... We both are part of that exclusive "roof" club from the nineties !! Remember..? >:D<

[dulwichmum]

My Darling Mr Batdog!

[batdog]

:))

[Michael Palaeologus]

Blimey - what a silver tongued gentleman. I can see the attraction.

[dulwichmum]

Mr Mikewbate, control yourself... First Martha Stewart, and now Mr Batdog - to the ducking stool with you!

[Michael Palaeologus]

You are correct - "First Martha Stewart and no Mr Batdog" - wise words DM

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Mikewbate,

clearly I typing error - I have rectified it now! Thanks for pointing it out - you naughty boy!

[batdog]

Dear D-Mum,

Yes I am alive and well..... (tu)

[dulwichmum]

Dear Mr Batdog,

I must apologise, I have clearly offended you. I really could not help myself. I loved the idea of carrying you about in my bag and having you leap from it to savage Mr Mikewbate on more than one occasion.

I should not talk for you. I apologise.