Nobody talking bollox on here any more?

[Alan Medic]

What would you think if on my commute to work I took out of my handbag an electric shaver, toothbrush and my false teeth and finished preparing myself for the day ahead while travelling on the tube/train? Mad, I'm sure. So how come so many women spend their journey applying make-up? And it's usually the pretty ones. If you want to set off to work semi 'dressed', do the make up at home and come in your jammies. Then get dressed. It would make the journey for some of the rest of us that more interesting.

BTW, yesterday, while following the hoardes off trains to the next one/exit, twice I nearly crashed into a female's rear as she suddenly stopped to read a text message. Shouldn't people have to take a 'walking test' if they are to own a phone? I think so. That was dangerous walking in my opinion. Good job I was able to do an emergency stop on both occasions but if I'd been going faster it could have been nasty.

I trust this post is on the right thread Admin.

[vxr8owner]

Im a sadist...i like my cream whipped

[Senor Chevalier]

Err, if trains (as well as buses) supplied cheese and commuters carrying cream cheese canapes could commonly be seen then frustrating females finished with their face who then turn to thumbing texts would be risking cream cheese to the posterior which (concerned about their appearance as they clearly are) might be a suitable deterrent.

I have long held the belief that almost all foods are improved through the addition of cheese (or that there there are very few that are not). Could it be that I've missed the wider point, that cheese improves all things not just food...?

[the-e-dealer]

It certainly improves Ladies and Gentlemen Activities.

[Annette Curtain]

Senor Chevalier Wrote:

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> I have long held the belief that almost all foods

> are improved through the addition of cheese (or

> that there there are very few that are not).

> Could it be that I've missed the wider point, that

> cheese improves all things not just food...?

Senior Cheesevalier

You may be aware that a fellow CheeseRangeronce had a penchant for much Fromage.

NETTE:-S

[Senor Chevalier]

Thanks I was not - before my time. I wonder is there any original thought on the EDF or are we destined to go on repeating our little lives and thoughts round and round reliving the same conversations day after day.

Have you just pointed out a glitch in the Matrix...?

[Huguenot]

Fromage or Frottage?

Both should be pronounce to rhyme with 'midge'.

[Captain Scarlet]

Most of the posts on EDF are bollox.

[steveo]

True dat

[the-e-dealer]

Well I saw this shocking use of the apostrophe in our own forum's terms and conditions.

"the link's at the bottom of every page"

[binary_star]

There is plenty of bollox on here, you just have to look in the right places.

[the-e-dealer]

Sheik and yeah shall be fined -NOW

[Annette Curtain]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> Fromage or Frottage?

>

> Both should be pronounce to rhyme with 'midge'.

Both have a particular odour all of their own.

NETTE:-S

[Salsaboy]

Cheesy maybe?

[Lost Yorkshire Man]

Dear Lady, I beg you

To cook as you please,

But don?t overlook the

Importance of cheese!

As a casserole topping

All bubbly and brown,

It will make your fine cooking

The talk of the town.

As a spread for a sandwich

Or a puffy souffl?

It will help you to cope

On your busiest day.

Its tang and its flavor

Will tempt and will tease;

?Most all of your dishes

Can be sharpened with cheese!

[Lost Yorkshire Man]

Which cheese would you use to entice a grizzly down from a mountain?

Camembert.

[Loz]

How do you eat Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

[????]

Do you infact sell any jokes in this Joke shop?

[Salsaboy]

Which cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Marscapone.

[the-e-dealer]

What horse would you use to smuggle drugs? A Mule.

[Salsaboy]

I still blame the French.

[Captain Scarlet]

cheesy poofs

[malumbu]

I talk bolloxs all the time, but interesting bollcks, not juvenile blocks like many of you