Strange bottles full of orange liquid

[Salsaboy]

What PB said...

[El Pibe]

I'm hoping the brown lumpy liquid -> apples connection is scrumpy, but no way am I brave enough to test the hypothesis.

ewwwwww

[twofourseven]

Going to throw a curve-ball here, but I wonder if it is wee then it is to scare off any foxes. You know, spread human wee around to keep foxes at bay? Just saying!! I'll get my coat!

[Only me!]

I think you have something here.

& it's defo working.

as I have never seen a fox inside any of the bottles!

[AlexC]

Read this and thought of this thread :))

[computedshorty]

I blame the people closing toiletrs.

Why do people take full plastic bags into a toilet?

Public toilets....

[herrd]

I was at a Neighbourhood Watch resident's meeting last night, with two local coppers. Amazingly, these wee bottles came up, several people there had seen this thread and I'm sure the others will now have descended for a gander. Plod made a note of the address, and may well investigate soon. I don't think we're talking DNA profiling, and they didn't seem that interested in "taking a taste test" as I put it, but they're on the case. Well, mercifully there's not a lot of real crime around here, really...

[James Barber]

Hi Herrd,

Which Piolice Neighbourhood Forum were you at?

I was at East Dulwich one and don't recall it coming up and I was taking the minutes!

[herrd]

Goose Green Centre... don't recall you being there?

[benmorg]

James Barber Wrote:

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> Hi Herrd,

> Which Piolice Neighbourhood Forum were you at?

> I was at East Dulwich one and don't recall it

> coming up and I was taking the minutes!

You said you were going to bring it up..

[herrd]

Maybe I should stand for local MP?! ;-)

[Guest]

AlexC Wrote:

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> Read this and thought of this thread :))

I think Alex is right - much discussion on BBC London yesterday morning of same news story about people (not just kids) addicted to gaming peeing into bottles rather than taking a break to go to the bathroom. Yuck.

[Sue]

I am so disappointed!

I went out today to view these bottles and they had gone!!!

Or have they been moved elsewhere?

Or did I somehow miss them?

:-S:))

[Thomas Micklewright]

I'm sure they'll be back soon!

[peckhamboy]

How can you be so sure Thomas? Do you know something???

[El Pibe]

Are these the byproducts of your putting the world's foie gras stocks beyond use with powerful chemicals TM?

[Dopamine1979]

Sue Wrote:

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> I am so disappointed!

>

> I went out today to view these bottles and they

> had gone!!!

>

> Or have they been moved elsewhere?

>

> Or did I somehow miss them?

>

> :-S:))

You mean someone has literally taken the piss?

[herrd]

Maybe Councillor Barber took Cameron's Big Society thing to heart and did a Liberal tidy-up?

[Huguenot]

You see that's when I'm shocked.

Dopamine1979 has spent an unhealthy amount of time on some of the most awful threads on this forum, and then comes out with a timely and witty gag.

:))

[Only me!]

Just received the Jan newsletter from the South London Urotherapy Recreational Partnership (SLURP).

Apparently this months meeting has been cancelled as their entire stock of refreshment has gone missing.

[Thomas Micklewright]

Ha no I know nothing re. The mystery bottles! Any more sightings?

[bellenden1]

wow.

[chauveau]

Underhill-upland intersection spotted today on way to work. Mysterious

[beccaa]

The Big Diesel Wrote:

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> Has anyone seen all the bottles of brown lumpy

> liquid that have been gathering at the bottom of

> McDermott Road? I'm not saying they are connected

> incidents but something is not right and I, for

> one, am not happy. Not happy one bit!

Perhaps this is where the "number two's" are being left?

[FHOK]

+1 for taxi driver urine. Seen a local cab driver dumping one in the gutter (not a number two...) along with his take away litter. That Worlingham Road spot looks a classic quiet spot for a cabbie to take a break.