Single and up for it!

[Domitianus]

Name your price and dish the dirt!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Good grief! Everybody knows that DM doesnt do horrid, beastly, ghastly things like that. She has au-pairs who do it for her.

[annaj]

I don't think CWALD is all that filthy.

I've only met her once and managed to shock her into silence almost immediately...

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Hahahahaha, but you said something particularly gross, and I am embarrassed even to think about it.

[SeanMacGabhann]

I think there is truth in what Annaj says

I would file CWALD under "healthy" but gross or kinky? nah...

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

So I better put away my strap-on then SMG.

[SeanMacGabhann]

I would never tell a lady what she can and can't do....

[dulwichmum]

Oh darling Chavaroo, You have been having carnival knowledge again. I had no idea that you had recently married and were trying for a baby! Good for you...

Darling Domitianus, I could never talk about "married love" in a public place - why I am far too much of a lady!

http://www.damaris.co.uk/images/damaris-autumn-winter-2007.gif

[Domitianus]

dulwichmum Wrote:

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> Oh darling Chavaroo, You have been having

> carnival knowledge again. I had no idea that you

> had recently married and were trying for a baby!

> Good for you...

>

> Darling Domitianus, I could never talk about

> "married love" in a public place - why I am far

> too much of a lady!

>

Married Love? Been flicking through that 1950's sex-education guide your gran gave you on your wedding night, eh? What a wonderful euphemism for Mr Policeman hiding his helmet!

> http://www.damaris.co.uk/images/damaris-autumn-win

> ter-2007.gif

[KalamityKel]

So if I turn left at the red brick building, keep walking for 15mins, then cross over the road and carry along the side alley until I get to a red post box and turn left again at the lights am I any closer to being in the right place?

[Domitianus]

KalamityKel Wrote:

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> So if I turn left at the red brick building, keep

> walking for 15mins, then cross over the road and

> carry along the side alley until I get to a red

> post box and turn left again at the lights am I

> any closer to being in the right place?

This post is prolly very clever, so clever it has gone completely over my head. Can you enlighten us KK?

[KalamityKel]

lol dom... I'm lost m8 - really lost, hence me trying to look for you guys :p

[KalamityKel]

I'm still wondering where all the young, gorgeous and sweet single men r in ED... I'm always being told there's plenty to choose from but have failed to see anything yet... :(

[RosieH]

a-men to that sister

[Michael Palaeologus]

Yes we need a focus for this discussion.

SINGLES - do we want to meet up?

No pressure re the romance to engagement to marriage to children to mortgage to rows to tears to separation to divorce to huge monthly payments to fathers for justice to despair to mental break down and a trip to Maudsley thing.

All those who said "Im up for it" and those who thought it, shall we meet up, informally like?

[KalamityKel]

Sure thing :))

[RosieH]

brilliant - then I'd never again have to spot an ED cutie, think he looks hot only to see the trail of tricycles and buggies and yummy mummy in his wake, and return dejectedly to my garret with my copy of the Guardian and a Birds Eye roast dinner for one.

[LizzygotDizzy]

To Kalamity and Rosie re "where are the men?"

Lol, I think Chav got em all!

[KalamityKel]

That's just plain greedy! :p

[*Bob*]

And by all accounts (mainly her own accounts, actually) when she's finished with them.. there isn't much left.

[KalamityKel]

Good thing I don't do cast offs ;-)

[RosieH]

shame, we could have done one of those "bring an ex" parties... although if Chav's are mainly dessicated empty husks, possibly not such an attractive prospect

[KalamityKel]

hmmm and it would certainly depend on the definition of an ex... *says no more for fear of over judgemental views from others* :-$

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

Haha, nah I am an EDF singleton virgin.

I have a couple of booty calls I've known for a while on standby for when I get desperate, but they are not EDFers, so don't worry I'm not a greedy person, share and share alike and all that!

[Michael Palaeologus]

Can I take this chastity belt off then?