Mistress Advice

[TheArtfulDogger]

I misread the mattress Advice thread and this is what I thought I read.

HI

I need to get a new Mistress as mine is causing me to suffer debilitating lower back pain.

I am considering either the Eve or the Emma hybrid Mistress. Does anyone have thoughts on these?

Thanks

[Humdinger]

Advice on a new mistress you say?

Oooh err!

There should be some high fliers on here living in the East Dulwich area who work in the City or Canary Wharf, who frequently take 'important business trips' during the week, but who are actually in a swanky hotel in the Cotswolds with a mistress, with 'the wife' stuck at home none the wiser? Im not sure many will own up to this on here but hey ho.

I hear there are websites for this kind of thing, or maybe have a scout around for a new mistress in the Bishop at 1am on a Saturday night, after several Aperol Spritz's for Dutch courage.

[fishbiscuits]

The Cotswolds??!! FFS. If it's worth risking your marriage for, then I'd think you could be a bit more adventurous than Chipping Norton.

Eve and Emma both sound delightful, but I'm not sure what a "hybrid mistress" would involve.

[malumbu]

Time Out would not take adverts from married men on their lonely hearts page in the 1970s. Times have changed. For younger readers Time Out was a compendium of weekly activities in London, the size of a telephone directory. Oh, what is a telephone directory...

[Humdinger]

Time Out is now a highly annoying magazine, written by budding 'journalists' with names typically like "Sarah Owen-Parker, 26", who write about their 'addiction' to macaroon biscuits and vegan cheesecake, sold in pop up outlets beside a canal in Hackney.

[TheArtfulDogger]

fishbiscuits Wrote:

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> Eve and Emma both sound delightful, but I'm not

> sure what a "hybrid mistress" would involve.

That's what made me realise I had misread it, unless a hybrid mistress is someone else's wife (both a mistress and wife)

Oh those fish bowls are going to be rattling to the sound of 4*4 keys now

[KalamityKel]

TheArtfulDogger Wrote:

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> fishbiscuits Wrote:

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> >

> > Eve and Emma both sound delightful, but I'm not

> > sure what a "hybrid mistress" would involve.

>

>

> That's what made me realise I had misread it,

> unless a hybrid mistress is someone else's wife

> (both a mistress and wife)

>

> Oh those fish bowls are going to be rattling to

> the sound of 4*4 keys now

I was going to say I've PMd you but that kinda sounds wrong ;-)

[TheArtfulDogger]

Kel

I got all excited but then realised what you meant

I guess you didn't Surrwnder to the idea in the end 😅

[cella]

Time to close this 1970s boys thread surely.

[KalamityKel]

cella Wrote:

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> Time to close this 1970s boys thread surely.

Why?

[cella]

If you seriously need it explaining.....

[Spartacus]

cella Wrote:

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> If you seriously need it explaining.....

Yes please

Do explain after all it's not serious but a play on words from another post

[KalamityKel]

Maybe that was meant for the other thread? *shrugs

[fishbiscuits]

Only one post that could even vaguely be construed as being anywhere near close-to-the-bone. And now this thread is offensive and should be closed?? Come on...

[cella]

Yawn FB - stop derailing - don't think anyone has said any of those things.

[KalamityKel]

Preempting a typical response perhaps.

Don't stress FB you carry on ;-)

[cella]

Yawn again. Carry On indeed.

[DulwichFox]

I really do struggle at times as to what is going on in some threads..

At Swim Two Birds springs to mind.

At Swim-Two-Birds is a 1939 novel by Irish writer Brian O'Nolan, writing under the pseudonym Flann O'Brien.

It is widely considered to be O'Brien's masterpiece, and one of the most sophisticated examples of metafiction.

O'Brien is one of my favourite Authors but I failed to get past the first chapter of this Novel.

DulwichFox

[TheArtfulDogger]

DulwichFox Wrote:

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> I really do struggle at times as to what is going

> on in some threads..

>

> At Swim Two Birds springs to mind.

>

> At Swim-Two-Birds is a 1939 novel by Irish writer

> Brian O'Nolan, writing under the pseudonym Flann

> O'Brien.

> It is widely considered to be O'Brien's

> masterpiece, and one of the most sophisticated

> examples of metafiction.

>

> O'Brien is one of my favourite Authors but I

> failed to get past the first chapter of this

> Novel.

>

> DulwichFox

Been sniffing the meths again foxy ?